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your mom

A milf with big ass tities. Your mom likes raw dogged and in fact up the ass. She gives me a cookie after I'm done with her. And by cookie I mean pussy.
by xb idc wdicgvw July 18, 2021
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Your Mom

Probably a nice lady in real life, but used as the butt of jokes for whenever the opportunity comes up, and sometimes when an immature person who doesn't know how to use a "Your Mom" joke just feels like it.
Dad: Who called?
Me: Your mom.
by mister83e February 4, 2015
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Your mum

Someone who has been on top of everyone in yiur city
by Homosexual waffle August 2, 2018
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your a house

The phrase "your a house" or simply the word "house" itself is a replacement word for things like "bitch" "hoe" "slut" "asshole" etc.
"yoo, buy me a cookie!!!!"
"Nahh, grlll i need mah money for tha bus"
"damn dawww why you gotta be a HOUSE"

your a house
by nigguhlips August 4, 2009
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By your J's

Oh shit man, dese hench SB brers caught me by my J's an fucked me up.
by Grandmaster Zoots October 29, 2003
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Your sister

An absolute bitch that slaps you in your gob every time she sees you.

Shouts about her friends and her boyfriend
Friend:Your sister just kissed your boyfriend!!!
Me: what a bastard!
by DarkAngel1 May 11, 2019
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your mom

an answer every teenage guy gives from gr 9 on to gr 10 to any question or insult
Me: marius, you're gay.
Marius: you're gay.
Me: your mom's gay.
Marius: your mom's gay.

note: marius is not gr 9, he just never passed the your mom phase
by CapPatrat December 28, 2005
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