how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a woodchuck could chuck wood then a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could.
by TOMIS13LACk January 24, 2015
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by TenInchPlaya October 15, 2006
Get the How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck woodmug. In 1988 the Associated Press reported that New York Fish and Wildlife Technician, Richard Thomas, concluded that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, it could move around 700 pounds of wood on a good day, with the wind at it's back!
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Marine: “Awesome!”
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