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International Baccalaureate

A (usually) 2 year diploma programme of education infinately better and better established than A Levels.
Consists of 6 chosen topics from groups, along with the compulsory 150+ hours of CAS (Creativity, Action, Service), 4000 word Extended Essay and a Theory of Knowledge essay and presentation.

Each topic is marked from 1 - 7, with an extra 3 points being added for performance in CAS, TOK and EE, with a total of 45 points achievable.

Considered Hellish and extremely difficult for some, others (myself included) really appreciate it. It Challenges you, and can either encourage you to become really organised or really lazy. May lead to extensive Procrastination (world of warcraft in extreme cases) and lack of a social life. Or alcohol abuse, depending on how you cope with stress.

Good points are that it is an internationally recognised qualification, and is equivalent to up to 7 'A' Grades at A level, and some higher level subjects (Sciences and Maths for example) are considered so advanced, that certain University's view them as almost degree level.
Another good point is that it can give you the opportunity to meet people from all over the world (especially at international schools) and can definately broaden your horizons. And it teaches you bullshit oh so effectively.

Lying becomes a way of life, sleeping becomes a luxury, Relentless and Pro Plus become your Gods, and eating just isn't necessary.
usual conversation between a normal kid and an International Baccalaureate student (over msn of course..)

Kid: hey fancy going out tonight?
IB Kid: I dont know, I still have 3999 words to write for my EE, I haven't even started my TOK presentation, I need to make up 139 hours of CAS, I've lost my GDC so i cant do this Chi Squared table for biology, I haven't eaten in 3 days, I can't remember the last time I slept and I have my Russian Oral tomorrow..
Kid: that was your excuse last week, what have you been doing??
IB Kid: I made a new rogue on a PVP server and pwnd some n00bs.
by Cyka April 6, 2008
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Love Interest

The person in whom one spends a disproportionate amount of time thinking about. The L word is contextual only.
Karen's new love interest is Matthew, but she doesn't like, love him or anything...
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Intellectual Badass

Someone who is so smart i.e. a nerd, that they could single handedly save all dumb peple from a chat life.

Because let's face it, Where would the world be without nerds? Nowhere, that's where. Without nerds, we'd still be lighting our rooms with candles, having leeches stuck to us to cure disease, and taking dumps out of our windows. Sure, we may be unfit for female consumption(and vice versa), we may spend hours arguing if Star Wars is better than Star Trek, and we may have the social skills of a chimpanzee, but it's high time that nerds were recognized as the true intellectual badasses they are!
Nerd : I have an IQ of 145

Jock : You are an Intellectual Badass!!!!
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cruel intentions

a great movie showing what can happen when high schoolers are given too much money and nowhere to spend it
rich kid: man what should i do with this cash?
rich kid 2: we should go throw a mad party
by ellet cult January 22, 2005
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internet hoe

1.a girl that flirts with all the guys in the internet and in person does nothing and is quite

2.a girl that plays with guys mind on the internet

3. a monique
yo i was so getting at this internet hoe but when i met her in real life she was so quite it was a turn off
by jordan tizcon April 2, 2008
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Interstate 95

The 2d longest North-South Interstate Highway in the United States, it runs from the Canadian Border in Maine to Miami, FL. The highway connects critical cities such as Boston, New York, Baltimore, Washington DC, Richmond VA.
I was driving on Interstate 95 when those new Chicken McNuggets from McDonald's hit me and i had to drop a shit on the side of the highway.
by McDizzle March 29, 2004
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interweb

The interconnected webworks of webworks.
The place you go when you click the big blue E on your screen. Sometimes, when your on there, naked pictures come up, or baloons telling you that you are a winner, other times you get a strange error, and your computer turns off.
Look mom I told you, just click the damn E..
"What E!?"
THE BIG BLUE E!
"oh that one....okay...something happened"
Did the window open up?
"Window? What window, the screen changed..."
Yes okay...good, now type in lets say...google into the address bar.
"The wh..who..where?"
Good Lord..you are SO not prepared for the interweb..
"I thought it was called the internet?"
Fuck you mom, fuck you.
by Zane411 January 3, 2006
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