The Rule of the Internet

If it exists, it must be mocked.

Bob: Let's go on the Internet
Steve: The Rule of the Internet: The internet is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS!

The Rule of the Internet by Noitsnot December 18, 2008

lol internet 

An odd phenonmenon wherein people who have invested a significant portion of their life to the internet shrug off anything because the internet is a magical fairy land where you can be a complete fucking douche to even the people you know because "it's just the internet"

You spend tweleve hours a day on the internet, but the second someone disagrees with you, it's "lol internet"?

lol internet by Jaiess September 22, 2008

arguing on the internet 

The comeback inevitably used by the loser of a flame war. Usually accompanied by an image of someone running at the Special Olympics(with optional G.W Bush head pasted on) and the text: "Arguing on the internet is like running at the special olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded."

Flame winner: "Your argument therefore rendered invalid by the fact that...."
Flame loser: "Arguing on the internet is like running at the special olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded."
Rest of the board: "Lamer."

arguing on the internet by ridebmxnz May 1, 2006

internet 

internet is connection brtween several computers all over the globe.

connection to altavista

internet by avanindra December 12, 2003

internet game 

Somewhere bullied kids can go to try and appear 'cool' and 'hard', kinda like this site.

I got called fat today at school, i'll think i will go and play counterstrike and call a someone else fat.

internet game by t0m3x May 20, 2004

Internet Douchbaguette 

1:Whiny bitch on a message board who changes her arguments when pinned down and is a major hypocrite.

2: A loaf of crusty French bread purchased from Tesco.com, crammed up her stinky sex hole to clean it out.

Internet Douchbaguette
1:
Mod: Admin, you've turned this forum to shit.
Admin: DON'T YOU FUCKING ABUSE ME YOU MORON!! *douchbaguette smacks mod across face with a ban*

2: A French delicacy of toasted French bread topped with foul cottage-cheese like vaginal discharge...Purchased from Tesco.com

Internet Douchbaguette by Teflon55 May 19, 2009

Internet Roleplay 

To 'RP' ( Roleplay) using text/voice

You : *he slowly raises his hand* Ma'am, may I have more time?
Ma'am : -gives him the bird- nope
You: You fucking suck at Internet Roleplaying
Ma'am: at least I ain't a weaboo

Internet Roleplay by REDDerps Ashy May 16, 2015