guy1: "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"
guy2: "As much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood!"
guy2: "As much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood!"
by TenInchPlaya October 15, 2006
Get the How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood mug.In 1988 the Associated Press reported that New York Fish and Wildlife Technician, Richard Thomas, concluded that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, it could move around 700 pounds of wood on a good day, with the wind at it's back!
by Bee M September 20, 2014
Get the How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? mug.in a state of confusion and/or purposelessess that aids your emotions and/or current situation, some say it helps you see the path. others may prefer to live looking at the short term as their long term situation is bleak/dire
by Matt Vickery June 29, 2007
Get the lost in the woods, but I like it that way mug.A junior high school that has 7th and 8th graders. It’s also a one level school. (No second floor which is good!) The school is located in Tomball, Tx.
Marine: “Where are you going next year in junior high?
Zoe: “Willow Wood Junior High school.”
Marine: “Awesome!”
Zoe: “Willow Wood Junior High school.”
Marine: “Awesome!”
by -Sunshine May 20, 2018
Get the willow wood junior high mug.a more vulgar way to say "Does a chicken have lips?". A sarcastic way to answer a question with a question. You could say "Does a brown bear crap in the woods?" instead. Either way, the other person is supposed to say "yes".
by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 8, 2008
Get the Does a brown bear shit in the woods? mug.The act of sodomizing one, or multiple adult film actresses, with a 9-iron while wearing a visor, polo shirt, khaki pants, formal dress shoes and pumping your fist like you just sank a birdie putt.
-"So, you had a good time with Abby last night, if you know what I'm saying?"
-"Fuck yeah; I took the Tiger Woods Putt Putt Challenge for like, half an hour."
-"Are you fucking serious? Your gayer than AIDS."
-"Fuck yeah; I took the Tiger Woods Putt Putt Challenge for like, half an hour."
-"Are you fucking serious? Your gayer than AIDS."
by imNotYourBuddyGuy December 17, 2011
Get the Tiger Woods Putt Putt Challenge mug.A pre-breakfast gathering of classy gentlemen who unsheath their morning wood or Erections for a little masterbation party. Holding hands is optional. No Homo.
Man, I woke up this morning really lonely and just thought. "I could really use a morning-wood wack off party".
by The bee's knees August 17, 2013
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