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jouche bag

A jewish douche bag. When calling someone a jew as an insult just isn't enough.
( Guys playing halo)

Bobby: you killed me! you jewtard....
Colin: heyyy what can I say

...Colin: Dangit Bobby! your a jouche bag!
by Jouche bag February 7, 2009
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Wham Bag

Placing your genitals between the seat and bowl of a public toilet for sexual accomplishment - Originated by George Michael of Wham fame hence Wham Bag - Verb Wham Bagging - to Wham your bag.
" I had a right night the other day, me and George where out in East LA when he says 'I know a great little toilet round here if you fancy a laugh' Next thing i know were Wham Bagging the night away Wham Bag thank you mam!"
by Mighty Tim February 28, 2009
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Poo bag

1:A generally annoying, rude or lazy person 2: A socially acceptable way to insult childen in public
Mother : " hey josie can you hand me the remote?" Child: "no, get it yourself!" Mother: "you know josie, you can be a real a poo bag sometimes."
by Jennysayspenis June 19, 2011
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Bag of beans

A bag usually containing ecstasy, molly, adderal or any other drug that takes a pill form.
Hay man were gonna get turnt I got a bag of beans.
by Skinnyboy696696 June 29, 2014
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Stabbing The Bag

While performing the sexual act of double penetration a male participant slips out of the female's vaginal or anal orifice. The other retains his position. While attempting reinsertion, the expelled male forcefully jabs his penis into the other male's scrotum. There by, "stabbing the bag." Commonly viewed in porn pornography.
"Father Harry won't swing with us anymore because my husband stabbed his bag."

"I enjoyed DPing Molly with you... Until you stabbed my bag."

"This must be amateur porn; that guy keeps stabbing the bag."
by elBUNBUNofdoom October 17, 2012
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brown on bag

when your poop drops out of your butthole and smears on the back of your testicles.
austin got brown on bag while defecating on a toilet that was at a strange angle.
by joshee May 23, 2008
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glad bagged

We got glad bagged off some Jack last night.
by Anthony Gracia January 12, 2008
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