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google problem

An unflattering Google search result when one's name is used.
Coined by Jon Stewart of the "Daily Show", when referring to former conservative Republican Senator from PA, and Presidential hopeful, Rick Santorum and the definition that appears in the #2 spot of a Google search entering his name. Google Santorum, or use the Urban Dictionary, undoubtedly this could cause embarrassment when prospective voters research his name.
If I had, " The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the product of anal sex ", associated with my name, that would be a Google problem.
by vladdycat June 7, 2011
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Googles Karma

The act of having a argument about something being more or less right than the other so you google it and you were right
Friend: Did you know Mcdonalds is better than wendy's?
You: No mcdonalds SUCKS
Friend: Im sorry what did you just say?
You: i said mcdonald's sucks!!
Friend: Well at least mcdonalds has real meat and unrefrigerated

You: Ok i'll google it
You: *Shows that i'm right*

Friend: Thats fake
You: Stop denying it thats just googles karma
by MotherEureka July 22, 2019
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google

A search engine used for 12-16-year-olds to look up porn

xvideos
pornhub
xnxx
hey bro lets look at www.pornhub.com use google

furry porn (searches in pornhub sight)
by STIFF NOGER April 15, 2019
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Google

The only reason I'm passing school.
Some random guy: Hey do you know the answer for B in the homework? Me: No, Just Google it
by Annonymouseee December 20, 2022
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Googl/Googol

A Googol or Megagoogol is one of the LARGEST NUMBERS IN THE Word. Compared to your Dick,its 5 CENTIFAMILACODOERASEXTILLION BIGGER TO YOUR 1 METER PENIS
"In 2007, scientist speculated there will 10 Googl/Googol People in the 9054's if we Live on another planet!
by OTNDGuy1444 October 20, 2022
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upstairs google

Wen you materbate on the window of a upstairs motel on the complementary Wi-Fi
Damn I bout to for real go back to the room upstairs Google and shower
by Dirtypatdamann December 10, 2017
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Google bomb

Interesting, but unsolicited, usually sad irrelevant stories found on google and told to you by someone you know.
Man! Wtf i was having a great day until larry came up and google bombed me with some super sad shit.
by Ryker hart October 14, 2020
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