personality-free zone

someone that is totally devoid of a sense of humor.

Don't bother joking around with that auditor. He's a total personality-free zone.

by or2pod October 5, 2008

"free kittens" deal

Refers to an offer/proposal/situation where the items or circumstances appear to be favorable or legitimate as they are initially presented, but then turn out to be a "bottomless pit" of required labor, responsibility, and/or financial resources.

A brand new ink-jet printer for only $29.95 may seem like a bargain, but it's actually a "free kittens" deal, because replacing the ink cartridges will cost more than the printer.

by QuacksO March 4, 2015

Free lunch motherfucker

A person who is always looking for something for free and will go to extreme measures to get it.

That free lunch motherfucker just ate their whole plate of food and complained they didn't like it and wants it removed from the bill.

by alphamongral November 28, 2016

Free me up

Verb - to release or give space to someone.

Girlfriend: Hey babe what you doin'?
Boyfriend: Washin' the dishes you left in the sink.
Girlfriend: Awe, you the best let me give you a hug.
Boyfriend: Uh huh ahight. Now, free me up, you see I'm washin' the dishes.

by J_Nice November 12, 2019

Gluten-Free Blumpkins

The act of receiving a blumpkin while eating gluten-free yogurt.

My girl made me go on a diet so I can only receive gluten-free blumpkins.

Since I’ve started my diet, I’ve lost 10 pounds off of gluten-free blumpkins.

by No names, just doing the deed October 14, 2019

cruelty free beauty

Beauty Products that are free from Animal testing.
Cruelty-Free in the beauty industry means the brand does not test on animals.
(Or have second or third parties test on animals or test finished products on animals on the brands behalf.They can still contain animal or insect bi-products .)
Which it’s different from

Vegan beauty, Vegan Makeup and Vegan Cosmetics.
A Vegan-Friendly Product means the brand is a Cruelty-Free Brand with Vegan-Friendly options in their product range/line.
Choose Cruelty-Free and Vegan Beauty to Revolutionize the beauty industry.

Veganmakeupshare Chooses Cruelty Free Beauty to end animal Testing.

by Veganmakeupshare April 23, 2018

Dick-grabbed-free

When she has the hands that can grab dick with might, but you lack such an asset.

Male 1: Mane, she was slurping me up, she had the meanest grip on it too!
Male 2: Dang, bro. I ain't that in a minute. I'm dick-grabbed-free

by zozeyety November 27, 2020