"Dude, I had crazy butt sex today and went to the store. When I farted, I felt so bad for jizz dusting everyone there."
by Bostondubs November 20, 2017

by MotionMarty October 25, 2023

So Fred’s not shy, he just sucks. When I asked him what his favorite hobby was he said “towels”. I gotta break up with that human pile of saltine dust.
by madinah :) May 4, 2022

an nicer of telling someone that respect is not simply deserved because you're you, but because you earned other peoples' respect.
if you happen to be a political pundit or a porch dog, please drive yourself away and start your lives all over again; learn how to pick up your stars in the dust. in the phrase pick up your stars in the dust, the stars also refer to the stars and stripes that denote a military rank on an individual's military uniform.
by Sexydimma November 30, 2016

A collection of loose marijuana that's scraped from bags, jars, tables, and rolling trays that is usually smoked in desperate times.
by BathroomFace June 10, 2022

by Booger13 July 30, 2023
