Crushing the Muffin

Doing something exceedingly cool.

The act of being awesome.

Friend 1: Hey buddy, what are you doing tonight?

Friend 2: Crushing the muffin.

Friend 1: AAaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwww yeeeeeaaaaahh!

by Johnny_Z3R0 March 30, 2011

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Crush

Verb
To destroy something by putting pressure on it.

Loving someone without knowing if he/she also loves you.

Noun
Someone you love without knowing if he/she also loves you.

1: I have a crush on her
2: OK, go tell her then
1: Hey!
1's Crush: Hey!
1: *Faints*

by Will's girlfriend is Korean July 2, 2024

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crush the cake

to show people your big and hot muscles in front of someone who lacks guns, making them look like a fool

"Hey, did you see Bradley? He was trying to crush the cake in front of Jonah."
"Yeah, man. It was so crazy. Jonah looks like a total doofus."
"I wish I had guns like Bradley."

by TheRealCaylo May 26, 2016

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crushing emotional agony

When you're told your Penis is to small

Girl "is it in yet"

Boy *dies from crushing emotional agony*

by :) cat lady April 16, 2015

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Square Crush

When you are in a zoom and someone catches your attention and becomes a source of infatuation. This is usually accompanied by blowing up their square so you can gaze lovingly at them during meetings.

He's my square crush.

by RB Kranks May 17, 2021

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