Couch Chocolate

Couch chocolate is formed when a person sits on a couch without pants on, failing to fully wipe their ass before they sit down. This results in a smelly brown patch of residue on mom's new couch, making the couch unpleasant to sit on.

"You should get a new sofa, The couch chocolate on this one makes it look like Willy Wonka's factory."

by Rasmus Hans Christianson October 23, 2011

Boiling Chocolate

The moment before you spackle that you know you have to make it to a toilet before you embarrass yourself. A small bubble of shit forms and sprays a small amount of poo on your pants. Much like prairie dogging.

" Dude I think I might have to spackle."

" What makes you say that?"

" I think I'm boiling chocolate over here."

by The Spackler August 23, 2009

Chocolate Jackhammer

when giving anal sex, pull out quickly so your partner shits on your dick, then take your shit covered dick and face-fuck her

dude, i gave my girl the chocolate jackhammer last night!

by ETompk October 25, 2010

Chocolate Snorkel

To pull your dick out of her ass, pinch her nose so she can not breathe. Then shove your dick in her mouth by pulling her nose toward you while ejaculating.

The girl was not my type until she said she was into chocolate snorkels.

by blue buddha September 28, 2011

Chocolate spider

chocolate starfish rusty sheriffs badge anus butthole

My wife had a cracking chocolate spider

by Bobz125 April 29, 2019

Chocolate Egg

When a person is sleeping and you take a dump on their head.

Look! Brondo fell asleep. Let's give him a chocolate egg.

by Glogan September 13, 2015

Chocolate Woodpecker

When you're taking a shit & shove a wooden stick in your butthole, then you yell "hahahahaha" like Woody Woodpecker

I went for a walk in the woods & gave myself a "chocolate woodpecker" just for kicks!
Jane was very happy after receiving a "chocolate woodpecker" from a friend in a bush

by pervert_1&2 September 22, 2017