bell cheese

Dirty, stinking piss, dirt and semen that collects around your bell end. Smells like out of date cheese. Commonly found on scummy chav twats and pikeys(probably).

chav 1: woah man wats dat smell, init?
chav 2: chill blud dats my bell cheese init
chav 1: woah man i got da munchies, give me saves
chav 3: give me last tokes man init

by SEAy June 05, 2007

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Nipple Cheese

Accumulations of various matter that build up inside inverted nipples, often smelling and taking on a similar texture to that of rotten cheese.

Her nipples were innies, and when I sucked on them, her nipple cheese came out. It was rather disgusting, but oddly it turned me on.

by Juice Billington November 30, 2010

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Cheese Slap

when one takes a slice of plastic cheese, wet it a little (optional) and slap it on someone/somethings face, preferably on someone sleeping, or an animal.

Guy 1: *sleeping*
Guy 2: haha *throws cheese on face*
Guy 1: *wakes up, startled*
Guy 2: owned by a cheese slap.

by Pierce245 December 04, 2008

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