holy cheese!

A way to express extreme astonishment.
An expression of utter shock.

holy cheese! dan is so sexy!

by Limecooler June 10, 2005

Dick Cheese

When a person (usually a man) procrastinates the duty of cleaning his penis and white goo forms on the head. Usually disgusting, although some females find it attractive. (And tasty)

Also, French people occasionally add it as a spread on a fresh baguette and treat it as a delicacy. Apparently it tastes sort of tangy, with a smell mixed with semen and original chap stick.

Zach: "That dude Joel's got some week old dick cheese I heard"
Niko: That's disgusting dude"
Catlin: "Unreal."

by Benson&Hedges January 15, 2010

swiss cheese

To have a drive by shooting, fill someone house with bullets, thus leaving lots of holes..

You better pay up your debt or we'll swiss cheese your place tonight.

by Bao Nguyen June 2, 2007

cheese tickle

when you eat pizza or any other type of food with melted cheese and you get that annoying piece of cheese stuck on your chin or any other part of the face.

"shit... do i have a cheese tickle on my chin?"
"fuck pizza and it's cheese tickles"

by yayolikeitsmayo January 1, 2010

cheese eggs

The meal that is made after having an affair with some else's partner.

Yo Liz just made me some cheese eggs if you know what I mean.

by Brojas95 November 23, 2016

Cheese nips

A not unkind moniker for a female you might normally call sugar tits, but she’s too salty for that

Brenda- can you hand me my glass, bitch
Britni- here you go
Brenda- thanks sugar tits
Britni- you got it cheese nips

by Cor Riversprite March 11, 2019

Smasharoni and Cheese

When you're vibing with someone and you ask them if they want to have some dirty sex with a little extra nasty, freaky, kink on it.

"Hey Frank!" "Hey Carol, you're looking good." "Thanks, Frank! Wanna come over for some smasharoni and cheese?"
"Shit yes I do, Carol! I'll grab the ass lube and baby carrots!"

by Dr. Dick Wiggle January 30, 2019