everything can kill you

Everything can kill you, Even paper! EVEN AIR! doesn't matter what it is
If used correctly, You get killed.

Alex: Did you know that everything can kill you? Just think for a moment on how many stuff can kill you.
Max: Sheeeeeesh man, I know right!

by nonexistentturtle August 4, 2021

Can you shit pink

Can you shit pink, meaning its a no and never going to happen.

Someone: Can you do this for me?
Me: Can you shit pink?

by Danr1708 January 26, 2022

I can change you

When a straight male think he's hot enough to make a lesbian straight (he's not)

Straight male: You're lesbian?
Lesbian: yeah
Straight male: I can change you
Lesbian: no, but I can punch you in the middle of your ugly face

by Kittyferns June 2, 2023

boil the can out of them

To boil can vegetables so long that they lose the can taste out of them. To make can vegetables taste like fresh vegetables.

Oh Baby, can green beens are good. You just gotta boil the can out of them first.

by DaBuzz83 November 28, 2019

I can make this better

What every Asian mom would say after eating food made by someone else

Me: *trys to enjoy some pizza*
My Asian mom: I can make this better

by spectre729 July 30, 2019

can being a whore rn

When someone gets left on seen by the whole group chat so they deleted all their messages so that someone else who previously sent a message gets left on seen by the group chat

Person1: damn can being a whore rn
Person2: fr he deleted all his messages

Can: I'm a whore

by Swagger Anthony April 9, 2022

Can you feel the electricity?

A catchphrase of a backyard wrestler, clearly ripped off from The Rock.

Terry: Hey, dude, what's up?

Me: *Standing on top of a ladder* CAN YOU FEEL THE ELECTRICITY?!

by ryanthunder July 21, 2012