bed pig

A small to medium sized domestic cat that when sleeping in the bed with its owner takes up 75% or more of the mattress area.
This horizontal chihuahua is a total bed pig.
by James_onthe_Rocks1 January 10, 2018
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bent bed

Riding down the interstate, it's the bed that is bent in strange angles from being secured with bungee cords. It is usually being carried by a super long trailer.
Brandon was driving down the interstate when he spotted a "bent bed" and began to comment on the sadness of a bed that would probably never return to it's pre-bent state.

Rachel could not contain her laughter as she followed the "bent bed" trailer.
by Regina Pheldman March 13, 2017
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Bed Wars

A Minecraft minigame based on Egg Wars in which players have to collect resources, get protection, defend the bed on their island, and eliminate other players. Each team/player (depending on if you are playing solo or in a team) has a bed as their respawn anchor, but once it's destroyed, they can no longer respawn after they die. The goal of the game is to be the last player/team standing.
Can you play some Bed Wars with me, please? 🥺
by Aheedude June 19, 2025
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bedded

to be put to sleep physically or using drugs to induce a sleep like state
man last night that 3 shots of patron to the neck bedded me
by james beverly II December 24, 2022
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Bed-Digger

When you only enter a relationship because you need a bed/think their bed is comfier than yours. Like gold-diggers, but for beds.
"God. Linda knows that Jez only sleeps with her for the bed, right?"
"I know.. What a total Bed-Digger."
by C L G February 19, 2018
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