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Andrew Clapson

Not only was he a strong military leader in the Battle of New Orleans but he was very passionate with the ladies. It is said he clapped 300 girls cheeks. He was later elected as the president serving two terms. He was said to have had a 30 inch monster cock.
“I feel like Andrew Clapson right now

Your mom says I look like Andrew Clapton”
by Doctor Cocter March 8, 2019
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ANDREW

Funny guy
sometimes quite
Cool aesthetic
Short as frick
Cries a lot
-Hey did you see the new kid?
:Yeah, he's really short haha
-I think he looks cool
:Me too, he's oddly quite though
-i'll talk to him at lunch
*Lunch begins*
-hey Andrew, can I sit with you?

*Andrew shits on the lunch table*
by I'llfuckyourdad December 16, 2021
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andrew

the biggest simp you will ever meet. he tries to act like he isn’t one, but he is. he will try to make you happy even on your worse days. he is a person that is easy to trust and give your all to. he will give his whole heart to one girl if he thinks it will last. he is VERY attractive. he is especially great with knowing how to turn on a girl. most importantly he is the best guy to fall in love with.
me: who is that?
annas: that’s andrew, he will rock your worlf.
by anonymous July 6, 2022
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Andrew

andrew is the person everyone needs in their life! he’s a great best friend and a great boyfriend he’s always there when people need him. He is also very cute but doesn’t always think it! if you have a andrew in your life don’t let him go.
that boys cute he must be a andrew!
he’s a great best friend he’s definitely a andrew.
by en2278 June 20, 2019
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Andrew MoQueefa (Molina)

Has vagina problems. Was once called the Queefanator 2000 in the Guinness book of world records. Held the title for 269 queefs in a minute. Now this is only the beginning... Andrew MoQueefa has the shallowest, loosest and most stank / crusty mangina of all time. Lets just say if you were to go anywhere near an Andrew MoQueefa, you would know from his stank pussy right away. There are even tall tales about small insects and varmints crawling out during sex. It is said to be the queen of stanky pussies. Now moving on to the other side... Andrew MoQueefa has had so many things shoved up his ass, that he now must wear a tampon up there to keep his shit from simply sliding out. if he ever were to have a baby it would die from the stankyness of the puss (it would suffocate). He has anal fissures from shoving black dildos up his asshole.
bro 1: dude I had the worst sex last night.
bro 2: why bro

bro 1: the puss was so messed up it was like all of Africa visited it

bro 2: Dang it must have been a Andrew MoQueefa (Molina)
by AnalFissures69 December 7, 2018
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Andrew Escalona

cuban tiktok micro celebrity with a private profile, famous in cuba for being against LGBTQ+ hate speech. is a gay, transgender, autistic male.
Andrew escalona? Isnt that the gay cuban guy?
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Andrew

A tall woman with a small brain. Typically American and hates waffles.
by SonicElectro May 30, 2023
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