Am I smart?

The fact that you are searching “Am I smart?” That’s not very smart so no.

“Mom, am I smart?”
“Search it in the urban dictionary

by Someone smart unlike someone September 6, 2020

I AM A CELEBRITY EMPLOYEE

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Person 0: I AM A CELEBRITY EMPLOYEE

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 14, 2025

Am I in?

Used when someone is curious if they’re *in*. (close to being in a relationship)

Am I in? When someone is curious whether they’re successfully getting past the talking stage

P1: I’ve been talking to Elizabeth she’s perfect, you think i’m in?!!?

P2: what does that mean?!!

P1: When someone is curious whether they’re successfully getting past the talking stage

P2: she definitely likes you, you’re IN!

P1: I’m so glad she likes me back, LFG!

by raccoon35834 February 15, 2023

AM

A horrible guy / time -

Person 1: "Have you heard of when am quit the escapists 2?"
Person 2: "Isn't am a time?"

by Teddy and Straw's sister May 8, 2018

《¤》I《¤》Am《¤》Messenger《¤》Add《¤》Oak《¤》And《¤》I《¤》Knew《¤》That《¤》It《¤》Would《¤》Happen《¤》To《¤》Me《¤》Soon《¤》

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《¤》I《¤》Am《¤》Messenger《¤》Add《¤》Oak《¤》And《¤》I《¤》Knew《¤》That《¤》It《¤》Would《¤》Happen《¤》To《¤》Me《¤》Soon《¤》

by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 6, 2025

Drinking Gay Potion At 3 AM

so bassically you have to search the jungle gaymusius and in a secret passage you find it the holy GAY POTION if you drink the potion at 3 AM Kermit The Frog will start Fucking you hard

Person 2 how was Drinking Gay Potion At 3 AM

Person 1 i Drank the Gay Potion At 3 AM last night and fucked kermit the frog HARD

Person 2 how big is it

Person 1 Kermits!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Person 2 ya

Person 1 a whole 9 CUBITS (13.5 feet)

Person 2 gyad damnnnn

Person 1 ikr. so small

Person 2 the fuck

Person 1 ya only half the size of mine

Person 2 (ಠ_ಠ)

by Nater Potaterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr February 14, 2024

I am the Way, the Tooth and the Life

A silly Mel Brooks style pun on the Jesus saying.

I am the Way, the Tooth and the Life! Silly Jesus said.

Huh? Da Tooth?! The crowd replied.

by Eggspectacular7 October 28, 2025