Noob

a noob is a person who always fail every time at a game. they occasionally get 360 or 720 noscoped by pros and they always complain about people killing them and attempt to report them, but the admins don't take it.

I spot a noob being 720 noscoped by a pro. He went on to report the pro and he got bashed by the administrators.

by The Handle That Is Not Used December 17, 2015

Noob

A person who is inexperienced in inserting their funny parts into the anal cavity of their father, yet does it anyway.

Hey, shut up you noob!

by Smart Child May 5, 2020

noob

someone who sucks at life

dev is such a noob, he failed his test

by noob buster 101 December 11, 2018

noob

Noob is often a word for a player who is a starter and he doesn´t can play good. Also, is it a oath.

James: I played CS:GO and any player get shooted by a bot!
Christian: What a noob!

by Ahojten April 25, 2017

Noob

A player that barely has any skill in a game.

Jason: ur such a noob fred

Fred: IM N0T N00B UR TEH N00B

by za_ch September 7, 2020

Non-Noob

A DJ of unknown origins and unprecedented, unmatched mixing skills that can only be described as immortal, ungodly, and amazing.

Only non-noobs are welcome in this conversation

by Immortal DJ October 22, 2014

noob note

Basically like a death note but if you write there name they do die they officially become a noob

Person: “ugh person 2 is better at call of the doody time to use my noob note ”
Person 2: “ ugh I suck at this game ”

by DEEZNUTZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ July 10, 2021