zoo shoes

Appropriate shoes for a 4-year-old to wear to the zoo. They have laces. Must cover your toes and are almost always pink in color. These are not sandals, work boots, rain boots or crocs.
Philina had to find zoo shoes before we left the house to go to the zoo.
by edeninoctober August 28, 2021
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Poo In My Shoe

Person 1:Mate i've got to go and walk my fish
Person 2:For Fucks sake! Poo in my shoe!
by goongangginggan August 25, 2022
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baddie no shoes

baddie no shoes is the opposite of a goodie two shoes, they do bad things at bad times.
look at that baddie no shoes over there! she just robbed a bank! HA HA HA😈😈
by baddie no shoes July 12, 2019
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New Shoe Syndrome

When a person gets a brand new pair of shoes and they at all costs avoid activities that could damage or stain the pair.

The victim will take extreme measures to protect their shoes, sometimes going as far as harming others.

The effect usually wears off after the first few scuffs and stains, or after a month or two.
Person 1: "Sorry man, I can't go hiking this week, I got the brand new $700 Jayden 4's and I'm all out of plastic shoe covers"

Person 2: "Damn, you must be suffering from New Shoe Syndrome"

Person 1: "You don't understand mate, these are more valuable to me than my family"
by JimboTheFake June 18, 2023
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Boris Shoes

Brown, leather, old looking shoes worn by a guy named Boris. They have been on TV once. They look brandless and beaten when new. A B in scripted on the back. No one has seen these shoes in the wild, only Boris wears them.
by Rat.boi January 30, 2023
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watermelon shoes

One of the two pieces of epwatermelon clothing. It's basically a meme that nobody knows.
"Watermelon shoes ,watermelon pants ,I have watermelon seeds up my butt crack."
by Razzlz January 07, 2017
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