Canadian Bacon

A remarkably salty piece of thick sliced ham, that in no way, shape or form is bacon. It does, however taste pretty similar.

Person 1: I'm going to have some Canadian Bacon.
Person 2: Why? Why not actual bacon?

by Not funny. Didn't Laugh. December 15, 2021

Bacon Lab

A very evil lab >:)

Person 1: Hey where did Egg go?
Person 2: Bacon Lab.
Person 1: Oh.

by Becen Loob September 10, 2020

lentils and bacon

a dish your grandmother or mother makes for you when she wants to balance healthiness and taste.

Friend 1:''What'd you eat at your grandma's house?''
Friend 2:'' Oh i just ate some lentils and bacon.''

by Tr4shR4t March 24, 2021

hawaiian bacon

Spam meat, typically fried

What is in the Spam Musubi?

Oh nori, rice, and Hawaiian bacon

by Pringal Jugar March 10, 2021

Death Bacon

Bacon with the stringy fat that goes down your throat and makes you choke.

yesterday i was almost killed by death bacon.

by Hyperbolic Paraboloid September 11, 2021

Bacon Brick

A house husband. Defined by a pretty, confused, slightly dumb, anxious, but loyal man. Normally defined by his status with in a relationship. Not exclusively romantic.

Example characters: Howl (Howls Moving Castle), Peeta Mellark (The Hunger Games series), William Graham (NBC's Hannibal)

"Oh my god, Howl is such a bacon brick."

"He is my bacon brick."

by mrcsgry March 29, 2023

Bacon flaps

Saggy pussy

When you pull her trousers down and the flap hang either side of the knickers this is bacon flaps

by Pegz1986 June 3, 2018