yo mamma

The most stupidiest hilarious joke to be made use by 5th-7th grader losers who cant think of anything but yo mama jokes.

*Out of nowhere*

7th grade Kid: YO MAMMA SO FAT THAT SHE DIED.
HighSchoolSeniorKid: WTF YOU SAY MOTHER FUCKER!
7th grade kid: YO MAMA SO UGLY THAT SHE GOT HIT WITH THE BAG OF WTF!

HighSchoolSenoir: Hey guys, let beat this mother fucker down in his mother fucking ass.
7th Grade Kid: YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE CANT DRIVE BETTER THAN ASIANS.

7th Grade Kid: *got shoot in the scrotum with a shotgun*

by laughingoutloud February 21, 2007

I'll Blade On Yo Mommas Ass

The act of roller blading on ones mommas behind. Often used to offend someone or just to sound cool.

Ill blade down stairs, ill blade down rails. Shit ill blade on yo mommas ass. Fuck yall im goen bladen

by V-Man April 18, 2005

yo mamma

The most scripted, forced reality TV show on MTV, more-so than the real world. Hosted by fez from that 70's show, they make a huge deal out of critiquing disses to make the show seem interesting.

Have you seen the latest episode of yo mamma?
No.

by Johnny26 May 6, 2006

Yo Mamma

Yo Mamma is so fat .. She uses a VCR as Beeper.

Yo mamma is so old her tits squirt out cottage cheese

by DB January 13, 2005

yo moma

she's gooooood!

oh yeh1 i had yo moma last night

by tim mitchell June 29, 2003

That’s why yo mommas dead

A comeback for when the opponents winning the argument
⚠️DO NOT SAY THIS TO SOMEONE WHOS MOTHER IS DEAD⚠️

Whiquisha: that’s why yo shoes raggity

Savage: that’s why yo mommas dead
Whiquisha: *starts crying*
Savage: what shoes she wearing huh?

by Idiot ⚠️✌️ June 22, 2020

Sizzlin yo moma

The act of trying to get girls but failing to the point of no return

Sizzlin yo moma: hey! r u a babe?
Girl: (grabs tazer) CREEPER!!!(tazes Sizzlin yo moma)

by hipsterjuice September 27, 2011