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yo mama joke

2nd grader's go to insult
some examples of yo mama jokes are:
yo mama so fat, she doesnt need internet, shes already WORLD WIDE
yo mama so stupid, she made an appointment with doctor pepper
yo mama so ugly, she made an onion cry
yo mama so old, her first christmas, WAS THE FIRST CHRISTMAS
yo mama so short, she surfs on doritos
yo mama so fat, when she died, she broke the stairway to heaven
yo mama so old, she has an autographed bible
yo mama so ugly, they moved Halloween to her birthday
yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the SUPER BOWL
by Hehe I cheated March 29, 2021
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YO MAMA

pussyzel: whos that bitch
pussyzel2: ure mother
by EYE LOVAZOL PUSSYZOL February 14, 2004
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yo mama is so

A joke about people's moms
Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it
Yo mama is so stupid she stole free bread
Yo mama is so ugly
by Unknownuiyu May 9, 2008
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yo mama male

they are independent of the social-sexual hierarchy. sigma, alpha, zeta, he is above all of these. he has ascended above the social norms of society. this is hard to tell though, as he only responds in "yo mama" jokes. he is like joker, not caring about the struggles of the world around him. he is his own man, a dominator of sigma males. they cower in fear at the sight of a yo mama male. every male can sense when a yo mama male is in the area.
BOB: "Why is sigma male name quaking in fear?"

JIM: "A yo mama male just passed us dude."
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Yo Mama Roast

Types of roasts played by kids and teens in effort to jokingly insult one's mother.
Daniel: Yo mama's so stupid that when the zombie apocalypse came, the zombies ignored her because she had no brains.
Crowd: OHHH!
Joshua: Well yo mama's so ugly that when she went into a haunted mansion, she came out with a job.
Crowd: OHHHH GET ROASTED!
Now dats a yo mama roast!
by Panfinz October 21, 2019
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tricka yo mama

a come back to when someone calls u a trickahoe. it is sure to shut them up.
originated: Norfolk, Virginia
person 1: Man...u is a trickahoe!

person 2: Tricka yo mama foo!
by Marcila Booh <3 January 2, 2009
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YO MAMA

YO Mama is an instult to your mama uh dee dee dee,I suggest that you watch Carlos Mencia too figure out what that means
:P
Yo mama is so fat that when she went on a diet it looked like she had a toga on(burn bish)
by John Roy October 15, 2006
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