how many beers would it take?

a game popularized by Phil Hendrie.
You rate women based on how much alocohol/drugs it would take to fuck
them

pam anderson = 0 beers
your girlfriend = 10 beers
My girlfriend = 1/2 a keg
Hillary Clinton = heroin

by 420hitter December 4, 2002

i would rather die

phrase related to something you are greatly opposed to.

are you coming to blackburn ?

response: I would rather die

by Robert Coote January 17, 2007

i wouldn't download it

A phrase used to label a piece of multimedia (e.g. music, film) as worthless to the point that it is not even worthwhile wasting the small portion of a download limit that is required for it to be played.

Guy 1: Heard u saw Paris's new film, how was it??

Guy 2: Let's just say I wouldn't download it...

by Bourke January 12, 2009

I wouldn't use it to hit a dog on the ass

Used to describe something that has no value, doesn't taste good, doesn't look good, doesn't work and is inferior.

"Have you heard the new XYZ CD?" Matt asked Janine.
"Yup. Sucks. I wouldn't use it to hit a dog on the ass." Janine replied.

by bingo lingo August 29, 2010

as the kids would say

Usaully said by older folk trying to say something not realted to the generation, to say this is to confirm you are older than the age group that uses the previous pharse.

"I will do a dab... As the kids would say"

by Neat_As October 9, 2017

how the fuck would i even fuck you- shove a vibrator up your ass?

The last thing LxmonPeyton said in a snapchat roleplay

"how the fuck would i even fuck you- shove a vibrator up your ass?" -LxmonPeyton

by LxmonSage July 3, 2021

Would lesbian

Despite my heterosexual status as a female, if an attractive woman were to come on to me I would happily oblige.

John: Damn Carrie looks so hot in that mini skirt right now.
Daniel : Five bucks says you won't even go over there and talk to her.

John: Whatever man.. Donna what do you think would you tap that?
Donna: oh yeah she's hot . Would lesbian

by Cleopatra97 October 15, 2013