I slept like coarse woody debris last night.

A foresters way to say:
"I slept like a log last night."
"I slept well last night."
"I slept like a baby!"
"That was some awesome sleep!"

"Hey! How did you sleep last night?"

"I slept like coarse woody debris last night."

"No way! That's awesome."

by forestrychick November 30, 2011

Doing a Woody

To have a conversation with one in which you ask them deep and meaningful questions and make them contemplate their lives, the universe and everything in between to a point where they move to Mongolia, become a Monk and live a life of prayer and contemplation.

Raging League Player: "OMG IM SO ANNOYED AT THIS GAME!!!"

Insightful Game Employee: "Have you considered the fact that your anger may be the root of your anger towards the game?"

Raging League Player: "Hm no I have not...., wait are you doing a woody to me?"

by xxAssasian123 October 8, 2014

Waupun Wet Woody

When you are having sex and don't like the feel of the condom so you take it off and shove it down your partners throat.

Lily: Noah gave me the greatest Waupun Wet Woody last night, his load was massive!

by Maguiredellyinthecut October 23, 2023

woody johnson

A very hard and erect penis.

I got a woody johnson just looking at that elevator chick over there!

by Jack Bozdog June 11, 2006

woopert

An extremely soft dog. Specifically a beagle.

My woopert is very soft.

by A guy from the military June 12, 2008

Wooly Booger

redneck

A person who is one evolutionary step lower than a redneck. Ex: A redneck throws his used couch in a roadside ditch. A wooly booger comes and picks it up.

by Chloe North September 28, 2008

Woody Paige

possibly the wisest guy on the planet with his quotes

Woody Paige said "Lefties have rights too"

Woody Paige said "Life without bears would be unbearable"

by gmarkowitz October 9, 2010