booty wifi

When yo wifi goes on then turns off at the wrong moment

Girl: Thai booty wifi bruh

by Skittles007 June 15, 2015

McDonalds wifi

Basically bad wifi

I have mcdonalds wifi

by Leafyz May 21, 2021

wifi hopping

Constantly trying to connect to wifi when you're not at home. Including, but not limited to: traveling to another country (cellular data in other countries is very expensive).

Also when walking around a city or town and not being able to keep a constant connection to one wifi source.

I spent my entire time in Germany wifi hopping.

by Lele4789 October 11, 2015

Free wifi

A kind of wifi that helps fuck and lag ur device and eventually sucks the network.

Teacher leaves the meeting due to wifi connection problem

Teacher joins the chat
Also teacher: Seems like Zoom is not stable enough
Me: STOP USING THE FREE WIFI IN THE RESTAURANT

IT IS A PIECE OF SH1T

by Ur gae mom October 29, 2021

KFC WiFi

KFC WiFi refers to slow or inconsistent WiFi, usually used in competitive gaming

"I just killed this kid with KFC WiFi"

by Pineapples in Minneapolis December 14, 2018

where's the wifi?

A comedic term to use when you cant find wifi.
kind of "wheres the beef" but for nerds

Where's the wifi?

I dont know, but i hate starbux

by jesus caro February 4, 2008

wifi scalpin'

When someone walks by your house and locks on to your wifi..term coined by Hunter Marino

Corben..Why is that girl sitting on the curb out front?
Hunter..I don't know ,she's probably wifi scalpin'

by Texas Old Skool November 21, 2016