1. n. the dark brown substance found on the inside of your undies after receiving a wedgie.
2. n. the dark brown substance found on the inside of a thong.
2. n. the dark brown substance found on the inside of a thong.
Man - that wedgie you just gave me caused some serious wedgiemite to appear on my jocks.
I'm really not that into girls who wear thongs. Think of all that wedgiemite?
I'm really not that into girls who wear thongs. Think of all that wedgiemite?
by iniick December 22, 2009
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While wearing thong sandals and ones gets a little bit ahead of the thong sandal creating the toe wedgie
by crossout June 19, 2009
Get the Toe Wedgie mug.A painful wedgie where the underwear is violently pulled up in sporadic bursts. And when the bully is don't eviscerating their victim's underwear, they hang them up by said underwear. Preferably somewhere where other people could see them, such as the hooks in the locker room or, better, a flagpole.
The school went up to the nerdy freshman and tapped him on the shoulder. He unknowingly turned around and saw in horror that it was the bully. The bully smiled and said "Hey, buddy, I think it's your turn for a MEGA WEDGIE!" As he said that, he reached into the nerd's pants, grabbed his underwear, and yanked up as hard as he could. The nerd was lifted high off the ground. The bully violently jerked the nerd up and down as the nerd, in extreme pain, squirmed around sporadically. "That's enough of that." the bully says, as the nerd thinks the nightmare is over. But the bully once more grabs his underwear, lifts him up, and drags him to the flagpole. "Hey-uh-w-what are y-" he exclaims as he is interrupted by being hoisted high into the air, to the top of the flagpole. The other students see and shout "go, go, go!" as the nerd reaches the top of the flagpole, squirming around in a very painful hanging wedgie. The nerd is only let down the next school day, when the bully brings a new kid there, also being lifted by his underwear. The cycle continues...
by Zeusman676767 August 30, 2016
Get the mega wedgie mug.An uncomfortable or painful tightening of the underwear in the front, separating the testis in the scrotum or the labia. Very similar to a frontal wedgie. It may occur due to a practical joke in which someone pulls the front of the pants/underwear so that there is discomfort or pain. It may also occur on its own when the underpants ride high.
1. I can't believe you gave him a russian wedgie because he wouldn't say uncle!
2. That movie was good, but boy did sitting in the theater give me a russian wedgie!
2. That movie was good, but boy did sitting in the theater give me a russian wedgie!
by GpD79 January 15, 2010
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Trip your victim over
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Find a victim conviniently on the floor already
And
You wegdie the back of their pants up hard and then force their legs up and attach the leg holes of the pants over their feet. This renders them unable to get free and the more they struggle, the tighter their wedgie gets.
This works better if you tie their hands up and if they are wearing tight jeans as they will hold the wedgie in more. Also, if performed on a female do a frontal wedgie too to add to their discomfort... and it's pure evil if they need the toilet beforehand as they will probably end up peeing themselves due to the increased pressure on their bladder!
Trip your victim over
Or
Find a victim conviniently on the floor already
And
You wegdie the back of their pants up hard and then force their legs up and attach the leg holes of the pants over their feet. This renders them unable to get free and the more they struggle, the tighter their wedgie gets.
This works better if you tie their hands up and if they are wearing tight jeans as they will hold the wedgie in more. Also, if performed on a female do a frontal wedgie too to add to their discomfort... and it's pure evil if they need the toilet beforehand as they will probably end up peeing themselves due to the increased pressure on their bladder!
I was lying on my bed on my stomach the other day in my skinny jeans, complaining to my older sister about how much I needed to go piss, but I couldn't be bothered. She laughed and suddenly jumped onto my back, giving me a jock lock wedgie and tugging up at the front a little too for effect. While I was struggling she tied my hands out in front of me and then left me. She came back ten minutes later and found me lying in a puddle of my own pee - I have never been so embarassed!
by AnomA100 July 20, 2008
Get the Jock Lock Wedgie mug.It is a wedgie a girl gets, that goes up her ass and also up her vulva split. When a girl has her undies up her split, it is known as a vedgie(vaginal wedgie). Cross this word with wedgie, you get a 'vwedgie'. When you say this out loud, it sounds french, hense the name, french wedgie.
Guy on beach 1: Man that chick has a major wedgie!
*girl turns around to face them*
Guy on beach 2: DAMN! Thats no wedgie! Thats a FRENCH wedgie!
Guy on beach 1: True that!
*girl turns around to face them*
Guy on beach 2: DAMN! Thats no wedgie! Thats a FRENCH wedgie!
Guy on beach 1: True that!
by MetalheadRosie666 April 30, 2008
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