Warning week is a week at school where they dring metal detectorss, drug dogs, and a lot of cops to the campus. They use it to try to scare kids into not bringing their stuff.
by RandomDruggie September 26, 2022

by StinkyRaptor May 11, 2023

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

Have you ever seen the UK/Australian version of these? The red writing in multiple languages with a black background and the only thing you can hear is the static from your telly. Terrifying isn't it?
by UltimateDoge April 21, 2024

We just got a blizzard warning for Christmas! Did you hear there may be thirty centimeters of snow and fifty kmh winds.
by anonymous December 23, 2022

1) The sound your asshole makes to let you know that you have approximately thirty seconds to find the nearest open toilet before you shit your pants and embarrass yourself.
2) Quips mainstream media reporters use to set up a narrative the presiding governmental administration needs you to believe and adide by.
2) Quips mainstream media reporters use to set up a narrative the presiding governmental administration needs you to believe and adide by.
1) "Unfortunately I ignored my warning shart, ruining everyone's dinner and my relationship with..."
2) The senator from New York is an expert in pandemic response, and is here to discuss (insert approved narrative).
2) The senator from New York is an expert in pandemic response, and is here to discuss (insert approved narrative).
by EdMyerR April 7, 2023

A warning for a snowstorm in the midwest that is big enough to make a liquor store trip to stock up on booze to ride out the storm.
by midwestisbest January 12, 2024
