Spanky Wanky

When your friends are naughty and you have to learn them a lesson.

"Did you fail your history exam?"
"Yes..."

"Naughty girl, time for a spanky wanky"

by Mrellisisahunk March 31, 2021

wanky

santana lopez famous saying from glee

“i mean, just… wanky.”

by sweetladykissessss May 19, 2021

WANKY SPANKY

When you wake up and decide to spank the monkey until you wanky all over him!

Person 1: Hey, I woke up and had to spank the monkey!

Person 2: Bro, me toooo!

Person 1: It wankied everywhere, even in my mouth!
Person 2: YUMMY!
Person 2: Boi give me some of that!
Person 2: Can we WANKY SPANKY together tonight?

by wet_monkey696969 July 26, 2025

Angry Hanky Panky Wanky Spanky

To spank someone wearing a Hanky Panky

"That dude needs a good angry hanky panky wanky spanky!", "I don't want an angry hanky panky wanky spanky.."

by Sir Phill Philip Philips September 6, 2025

Thanky Wanky

The cookiecore way to say "thank you" or "thank you so much". In social media, after saying " thanky wanky", they add the silly emoticon :3

Thanky wanky vania mania kid :3

by Mrs. Cookiecore February 20, 2025

thanky wanky

A cookiecore slang that means "thank you". Sometimes, in social media, they add the ":3" emoticon after saying the word.

Thanky Wanky :3

by Mrs. Cookiecore February 22, 2025

Wanky dots

The tiny, overly fancy sauce dots or decorative smears chefs put on a plate to make food look “fine dining” - when really it’s just trying too hard.
Commonly used to call out pretentious plating on cooking shows or at restaurants.

Coined on My Kitchen Rules (Australia, 2025) when contestant Lara Doherty joked about “wanky dots” during judging, instantly resonating with viewers who prefer flavour over fuss.

“Forget the wanky dots - give me more mash.”
“It looked like an art project, not dinner. Total wanky dots situation.”

by Chefskiss October 9, 2025