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Sketch-Wagon

n. A suspicious automobile, often a police car. The word "sketch-wagon" is most often used by people participating in illegal activities, such as speeding or running a red light, and is mostly associated with smoking marijuana.

(Can also referred to as "Sketch-Mobile.")
Michael ran a red light and thought he'd gotten away with it, when a sketch-wagon appeared out of nowhere and pulled him over.
by ihasabike December 16, 2010
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skitching the wagon

A period of deliberate abstinence from alcohol to assuage concerns that the subject is an alcoholic, only to resume drinking the moment no one is looking. The act of faking sobriety.

Derived from 'skitching' (skate hitching, i.e. grabbing onto a car for momentum while skateboarding or rollerblading) and the 'wagon' metaphor for sobriety (on the wagon, fall off the wagon, etc).
"Happy Humpday, Bill. Skitching the wagon again, I see."
"I haven't had so much as an O'Doul's in days. If these goddamn inspectors aren't out of here by Monday, I'm gonna lose my fuckin' mind."
"Wanna smell my flask? There's nothing in it, but-"
*grab* *SSSSSNNNNNNIF* "Oooohhh..."
by David Davids0n March 3, 2010
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swagon wagon

The swagon wagon is pretty much the train that all faggots who have "swag" and say stupid shit like YOLO and BRAH are aboard.
Dude, Brah, like yolo what up n*ggazz.

Bitch get off the swagon wagon.

The what? ehh whatever yolo swag #livin
by whodatninja77 April 18, 2014
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Money Wagon

When you are unable to coin the phrase "Cash Cab" you turn to Money Wagon
This entitles an on the road gameshow for kiddos who can't drive and want to brighten peoples' days.

The prize for answering correct questions are neither money or cash, usually hand made arts and crafts from the heart.

It's easy to make a M and a W with your fingers to also create the sweet logo!
"Want to answer a question on the Money Wagon?"
"Yeah!"
"Get in."
by RipRapperJaySizzle January 24, 2010
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Fagen Wagon

A car that sparkles, brimming with homosexuality.

A car driven by a poof

A car that is not driven by a straight man

A car you would not drive to church

A car you wouldn't drive to your parents house in the deep south

A car you drive in San Francisco

A car you let your gay friend design, and therefore, making you gay, or at least making you look really gay
Hey look! That car is pretty gay looking, must be a Fagen Wagon.
by Del Mysterio en lago January 21, 2012
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Arson Wagon

The type of car you see on the side of the road or driving, with flames or gas leaking from the back. This is usually seen when someone forgets to disconnect the gas nossle front the fuel tank and covers the car with gas. Hence, setting the car (wagon) ablaze.
Dude, when I was going to work, an arson wagon was in the ditch.
by The_Feee_Master December 16, 2016
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Chonga Wagon

1. Any small compact car similar to a Honda Civic hatchback which has been modified with tinted windows, shiney rims and custom graphics depicting a lost loved one or "fallen amigo".

2. An incredibly small car which somehow transports up to six hispanic American teenagers to a mall, movie theater or flea market.

See also: Hooptie and rice burner
Father (to daughter): I don't want to see you riding all around town in Junior's Chonga Wagon - it's embarrassing.
by TWP (triflin' white person) August 27, 2009
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