An unintentionally hilarious phrase or neologism spoken by a girl named Vivian that instantly derails any conversation into uncontrollable laughter. Vivianisms are born spontaneously, with full confidence, often taking a sharp detour from conventional speech by playing with the boundaries of language to create something new and iconic. Examples include gems like "It's not me, it's you" or referring to artists on Spotify as "streamers of sound." These linguistic masterpieces are delivered with such earnestness that you can’t help but admire the genius. A vivianism isn’t just a phrase—it’s a moment, a vibe, a whole mood.
"What am I kidding?" (We don't know what, who, or where she's kidding, all we know is a classic vivianism was just born.
"I'm feeling a little... darish!" (It sounds like Vivian meant to say "daring" but gave it a quirky, almost whimsical twist, coining a brand new adjective on the spot that captures the essence of a vivianism: confident, slightly off-kilter, and entirely endearing.)
"I'm feeling a little... darish!" (It sounds like Vivian meant to say "daring" but gave it a quirky, almost whimsical twist, coining a brand new adjective on the spot that captures the essence of a vivianism: confident, slightly off-kilter, and entirely endearing.)
by martindigo December 6, 2024

by anonymous September 13, 2022

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by kurigohanandkamehameha February 19, 2024

Vivian is the cutest dog you will ever see. She is reeaaallly tiny, but she thinks she can just attack dogs that are way bigger than her. She loves to bark at people when they come to her house and she loves to play with Ducky. Whenever she doesn’t she likes them, she bites them.
Owner: Vivian is the cutest, I love her so much! She’s so tiny!!!!
Little kid at the park: ooo! Puppy
Owner: I wouldn’t pet her if I were you
Little kid at the park: ooo! Puppy
Owner: I wouldn’t pet her if I were you
by Vivianissocute August 23, 2023
