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veggie moin 

The act of penetrating a potato, celery or a carrot into the a-hole vigorously. Depending on preference before the penetration you or the person you are sexually pleasuring might like to take a big SHAT on the desired vegetable.
"Last night I got a juicy veggie moin, and Shaun SHAT on the carrot before sliding it into my tight anus"

Veggie punch 

Punching a girl’s butthole while she’s pooping.
Wow, that girls a bitch and I’m gonna veggie punch her!!

Aye, you gonna veggie punch that, or can I?

Veggie Downer 

The token vegan/vegetarian in the friend group that always puts a damper on plans to eat out.
P1: "Should we invite Sara to lunch?"
P2: "I don't know, ever since she became a vegan she's been such a veggie downer"
Veggie Downer by veg-a-saras August 31, 2018

Veggie Cereal 

Instead of breakfast cereal and milk, you put raw vegetables in a bowl of ice water and it is eaten by hand or with a knife (stabbing the vegetable and eating it).
Guy 1: Hey how's you diet going?
Guy 2: Very good! I've been eating Veggie Cereal instead of breakfast cereal.
Veggie Cereal by Jcole19 December 4, 2018

Veggie Sausage 

Veggie Sausage by sc393976 December 18, 2018

veggie pact 

When you and a homie make a promise to each other that if one of you ends up in a vegetative state, then the other homie has to pull the plug
“Yo lets make a veggie pact. I don’t wanna end up pissing with a tube up my dick for the rest of my life.”
veggie pact by TheRollexWatch January 9, 2019