VMS: Vanishing Metrocard Syndrome

A disorder, commonly suffered by Millenials and Boomers alike, in which the person loses all recollection of the location of their subway MetroCard.

Often such VMS victims can be seen muffling through their wallets over and over unsuccessfully looking for the MetroCard they purchased the day before.

Where the f#@k is my card, I just bought it yesterday? My VMS: Vanishing MetroCard Syndrome must be flaring up.

Hang on man, I need to buy a new MeteoCard; I have VMS

by BeetlejuiceGreen November 14, 2019

Dirty Vania

When someone with very voluminous genitals orgasms on a cake without consent of the person who cooked the cake. Which can leads to intense intercourse

Our marriage was boring so a dirty Vania was needed

by ketchuppegasus August 26, 2021

ninja vanish

The art in leaving a campground without a trace of you ever being there.

Grab your stuff, let's ninja vanish.

by shermstyles January 10, 2014

vanika

a sexy and exotic chick who loves to PARTY !!!

a vanika partied all nite till 4 am !!!!

by vanika September 11, 2003

vanishing a white russian

AKA The white Russian

Jerking off into the crack of a Russian girls ass and then making her Friend snort up the cum as if she was doing a line of coke.

Ted: omfg last night i was with ur mom and ur sister and we Vanished a white russian, thats right i finally got to fulfil my fetish of Vanishing a white russian

Jeff Punches Teds lights out and walks away

by Retartd May 11, 2008

ninja vanish

When you get a solid fart brewed up, fart into your cupped hand and throw it into your friend's face.

While performing said action, exclaim "Ninja, vanish!!!" in a loud, possibly Asian accented voice. While your victim is blinded by your noxious gift to the face, get the hell out of there like a ninja.

As I got up from the couch, I managed to corral a solid fart into my hand and Ninja Vanish Darla, escaping before she realized what had hit her.

by the macstablishment July 6, 2011

vanila latee

When a guy and girl cum and they put it on someone else's vanilla ice cream bowl in secret. Used as a prank or if they like the taste can be used as a real topping.

I totally pulled off a vanila latee to jimmy and he said it was the best ice cream he had.

by Philbrick17 September 22, 2013