Tony Uptown

A girl or guy that tries really hard to act wealthy but in reality is lower class and most likely leases all their b&ws...

sally: omg lindsay tries so fucking hard to seem rich . like, we know both your parents work at McDonalds
raul: yeah for real, she is a tony uptown

by Sarasota Bitch March 29, 2016

Jacob Upton

A self centered person that only thinks about themselves, and will talk shit about you behind your back if you ever meet him/her. If you confront a Jacob Upton about talking bad about you behind your back, he/she will lie about it and pussy out of some kind of a conflict.

Look, dad! Is that a Jacob Upton?
Yes, son. You should avoid him.

by TaterManFry YT June 16, 2016

French uptempo

You enjoy having your ears bleed. It is very debatable if this can even be considered music. You can find this abomination of creation on a channel called Frenchcore Hardcore.

Person 1: Yo, I like listening to French uptempo
Person 2: I like pushing through the Maginot Line and slaughtering innocent French people.

by He's_a_submarine_he's_a_submaa December 3, 2022

uptown nigga

A person of colour that is wealthy, rich or well off

Yo I ain't like those punk ass niggas, I got money in the bank I'm a uptown nigga.

by Gillyweed321 December 8, 2013

russian thunder-uption

the implosive prolapse of a lovers ass whilst anally leaking all over ones face after excessive force (leading to the prolapse) attempting a steamer on the forehead. the pinkish pouch is then fondled by the lover under said "ass" who is chanting "bow to putin". by now, you've got immense anal bleeding and drip resembling an "ass volcano" (the fecal matter being molten rock and the the blood being lava).

wass shoe no bout dem russians
bein' all like "thunder-uption"
bein' u votin fo' bama diss election
mayne readin' diss definition just gay me a erection
bisch, i be' u rike dat russian thunder-uption

by Arielle Ndlake December 9, 2008

Uptempos

A Brand of Nike Shoes that have brite colors that reminice of the eightys. Often reffered to as UpTemps

ive been strollin in my new uptemps.

by Wiggity Wack January 11, 2004

Uptarded

It's like an upgrade to being more retarded.

I upgraded my computer from Windows XP to Windows ME.

by Dick Clevage June 18, 2003