An action of a sudden & unexpected nature. Something done by a person that is uncharacteristic for that person to do.
by tokabowla January 31, 2009
by captainclutch October 22, 2011
You can go shove yourself up your ass.
by Random person behind a LCD October 21, 2020
to bullshit or lie, to tell a falsehood. originally comes from the era of snake-oil salesmen and traveling hucksters pandering cure-all ointments.
one said cure for many ailments (including constipation) was a "tobacco enema" in which the purveyor would literally blow smoke up the afflicted's rectum with a device created solely for this purpose. obviously people caught on soon enough, and figured out that tobacco enemas were embarrassing as well as useless.
as such, the phrase became the euphemism it is today for selling a line of nonsense to an otherwise naive or unsuspecting rube.
one said cure for many ailments (including constipation) was a "tobacco enema" in which the purveyor would literally blow smoke up the afflicted's rectum with a device created solely for this purpose. obviously people caught on soon enough, and figured out that tobacco enemas were embarrassing as well as useless.
as such, the phrase became the euphemism it is today for selling a line of nonsense to an otherwise naive or unsuspecting rube.
person 1: "did you know that recent studies show that rat feces are as effective as any available wrinkle cream on the market?"
person 2: "you're totally blowing smoke up my ass"
person 2: "you're totally blowing smoke up my ass"
by waterbrother September 11, 2009
a situation which you can not deal with, (cannot remove or shove in the saw 'coz either ways your ass is torn) or leave it as it is...
a situation in which no matter what you do you are fucked...
do and die, don't do and still die situation...
a situation in which no matter what you do you are fucked...
do and die, don't do and still die situation...
tony: hey, how is jimmy's relationship thingy goin on?
sam: dont ask! looks like jimmy's got the saw half way up the ass...
sam: dont ask! looks like jimmy's got the saw half way up the ass...
by chantyruby November 07, 2010
To purposely tell someone what they want to hear but also giving yourself excuses and reassuring someone that what is happening is neither their or your fault.
Teacher 1: Jack told me that he can't take the test tomorrow because he has been really busy even though according to him he thought I did a great job explaining it to him. I think I'm gonna give him an extra week.
Teacher2: Oh please, he's just blowing smoke up your ass
Teacher2: Oh please, he's just blowing smoke up your ass
by thickjordanianbooty101 June 02, 2020
This is what good parents and teachers do when they are concerned for your health and safety. It means that play time is over. And is it time to be serious.
If you go near any hoes, or become one, I will put my foot so far up your ass? You will taste the leather from my boots, in your mouth. Don’t play; or you will FEEL me putting a foot up your ass.
by ELove7hunnid November 20, 2018