Ukrainian Cucumber

The act of shoving freshly picked garden vegetables (preferably cucumbers) up your partners then blocking it from coming out with an anal bead.

Lets try the Ukrainian Cucumber!

by Smashed_Balls February 24, 2022

Ukrainian Stealth

Maintaining a low-profile while neutralizing or countering advanced-recon technology through the utilization of inexpensive or easily sourced materials.

"The United States government has spent billions on spy-tech and remote monitoring technologies just to be defeated by a sticker over a camera lens peeled from an empty deodorant canister....talk about Ukrainian Stealth."

"Russia's brute-force tank columns were no match for Ukrainian Stealth when they figured out they could strap a bomb to a UAV and fly it from outside of their effective range."

by xNKRYPTDx June 13, 2025

Ukrainian kiss

Fuck hard in the ass

"Yeah, my cousin gave me a Ukrainian kiss yesterday"

by BeanTingler August 6, 2025

ukrainian business suit

Attire consisting of a long sleeve shirt and cargo pants.

Did you see Vlad?

Yeah, he wears that Ukrainian Business Suit everday.

by AntiAnal March 11, 2025

Ukrainian Sleeping Bag

A Ukrainian Sleeping Bag is a cozy and warm cocoon of love that is guaranteed to keep you snug as a bug in a rug, especially when you're getting down and dirty with a Ukrainian hottie. It's the perfect accessory for those cold winter nights when you're looking to cuddle up with a little bit of Eastern European warmth. Just make sure you're ready for some spicy shenanigans, because this sleeping bag is not for the faint of heart. #UkrainianHeat #SleepingBagShenanigans

I was freezing in my tent until I found a Ukrainian Sleeping Bag and now I'm toasty warm and ready for some Ukrainian heat.

by SomeShitPoster January 18, 2023

Ukrainian Tickle Tag

Ukrainian Tickle tag is the Ukrainian version of 'Tickle tag,' however, it can only be played after consuming a large amount of Uranium ore from the ruins of Chernobyl. It is usually played in war torn environments, like Chicago, Toronto, Camden NJ, or Pyongyang.

Man 1: "Man, why did my Lacrosse coach tell us to play Ukrainian Tickle tag?"
Man 2: "augh... im getting so big....."

by CakeyLLily April 23, 2025

Ukrainian Hydra

It's where a man goes to the city of Chernobyl and grows an extra dick, meaning you now have 3 heads. One on your neck, and now 2 where the sun don't shine.

Guy 1: Dude, look at me! I'm a Ukrainian Hydra!
Guy 2: Wow, I've never seen someone with 2 dicks before. I wonder if I can fit both of them in my mouth.
Guy 1: Well then go for it, son! I bet you can't handle this.

by aiwefal April 30, 2025