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Ukrainian Hydra

It's where a man goes to the city of Chernobyl and grows an extra dick, meaning you now have 3 heads. One on your neck, and now 2 where the sun don't shine.
Guy 1: Dude, look at me! I'm a Ukrainian Hydra!
Guy 2: Wow, I've never seen someone with 2 dicks before. I wonder if I can fit both of them in my mouth.
Guy 1: Well then go for it, son! I bet you can't handle this.
by aiwefal April 30, 2025
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Ukrainian Musket

The act of stuffing your ballsack into a partners vagina or anus with a Ram rod (ex. Dildo).
I have that whore a Ukrainian musket the other night man
by DustyScrote May 13, 2022
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Ukrainian Tickle Tag

Ukrainian Tickle tag is the Ukrainian version of 'Tickle tag,' however, it can only be played after consuming a large amount of Uranium ore from the ruins of Chernobyl. It is usually played in war torn environments, like Chicago, Toronto, Camden NJ, or Pyongyang.
Man 1: "Man, why did my Lacrosse coach tell us to play Ukrainian Tickle tag?"
Man 2: "augh... im getting so big....."
by CakeyLLily April 23, 2025
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Ukrainian Pervert-Weasel

The Ukrainian Pervert-Weasel Is small creature for that moves from female to female, often stealthily-violating them. The pervert weasel is drawn to threads of material specifically from the knickers being warn at the time. The Weasel whilst very driven is known to be reckless in its frenzied pursuit and will often accidentally nip and take a pube instead. Shocked and caught in the act. The Weasel will retreat back to its hide and use the pubes to pad out its filthy nest.

A term coined by Jmole based on real life pervert Harribo
Svetlana "owww what the hell was that? Something bit me"
Vlad " I saw it scurry away.... it was a damn Ukrainian Pervert-Weasel"

Ukrainian Pevert-Weasel
by Scandi-seeker May 9, 2025
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Ukrainian Double Dip

Ukrainian Double Dipping: a sexual act consisting of ejaculating inside of a persons anal canal, then having them shit out the ejaculate into your mouth
“Hey jerry, sorry i’m late, Karen was giving a Ukrainian Double Dip in the gender neutral bathroom!”
by Hugh Janis 2 May 17, 2025
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Ukrainians

1. Absolute gigachads that are braver and stronger than people from any other country.
2. The most oversexualized race in existence. If you search "Ukrainian" and go to page 2 and the pages after that it's all just weird sex shit.
1. Ukrainians are awesome.
2. Stop oversexualizing Ukrainians
by I eat poop 69 July 5, 2022
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Ukrainian Cucumber

The act of shoving freshly picked garden vegetables (preferably cucumbers) up your partners then blocking it from coming out with an anal bead.
by Smashed_Balls February 24, 2022
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