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Tube posh 

Too snob to use the "Tube" (London Underground).
Limo, helicopter or at least a cab will do.

"Posh" is referring to Visctoria Beckham, of course.
I was in a conference in London and told a colleague I need to drop by in the office in between the sessions.

He asked me how I will get there.

I told him I will use the tube, he replied "I thought you were too "tube posh" !
Tube posh by marokon_kauhu June 27, 2010
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Tube Station 

A description for the presence of too many men and not enough women, "tube station" draws from a play on words of the European transit system. Analogous to "sausage fest."
Dude. There are no chicks here. This bar is a fucking tube station.
Tube Station by iggywest July 6, 2010
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tube raping 

the act of going onto another person's youtube channel without their consent and posting a video either promoting yourself or another collab channel or something random or equally offensive.
It is different then hacking. Tube-raping is often done with the intent of humor and not with the intent of taking over the channel.
The great tube raping of hexachordal or the tube raping war between TSPC and TLHS. Drakesizzle also comes to mind with his tube raping of many different youtube channels.

tube steak and white gravy

When one guy gets sucked off by someone else and their partner gets to lap up all the spooge that is dripping off of their guy's home-grown sausage and meat balls.
When I come back from a sweaty day of work me and my man always know what to give each other for an after dinner dessert...tube steak and white gravy. We like to take the time to work each other over for seconds and thirds.

tube whisper 

The male version of a queef. A fart-like bodily function that originates somewhere in the male genitals either via air entering the penis or an internal emission of gas, then passes through the urethra and exits the external urethral orifice with such force it is able to create the classic skin flapping sound of gas being passed.
Due to the amount of velocity and air pressure, one may find himself faced with a lengthy tube whisper after skydiving. The same can be said if one's girl/boy friend is ignorant of what it really means to give a "blow" job.
tube whisper by bralikzandr April 10, 2007

Tube Steak 

A cylindrical meat portion. (Sizes and pigmentation may vary)
Carol: Is it possible to consume an entire tube steak in one sitting?
Mary: Yes, but if you're in need of excess protein.
Tube Steak by CPT. 0VB10U5 February 10, 2017

Tube Dick 

When you get a catheter in your penis.
We got drunk and got into a car wreck and I had to get a catheter when I was in the hospital, Now i have a tube dick.
Tube Dick by Tubeysmells May 12, 2010