toobin

To wank on webcam. Named after Jeffrey Toobin.

"The dude was toobin!

by realitycatchesupwithyou October 19, 2020

Toobin

masturbating on an online work meeting

Jeffrey couldn't wait until after the meeting and pulled a Toobin while Martha and Daniel discussed the fiscal budget.

by Fishandpop October 22, 2020

Toobin

To fap, masturbate, or pleasure yourself while on a video conference call.

I am so embarrassed...I got caught toobin it on a zoom call earlier today.

by digitalmachine October 20, 2020

Toobin

As made famous by CNN contributor, Jeffrey Toobin. Whacking the weasel during a work related Zoom Call.

"How's work going today Bob???"

"Nothing to do but Toobin! Hopefully nobody saw me."

by Sleazy B. Martini October 24, 2020

Toobin

To masterbate in a public place , social event, or workplace, and attempt to finish before you get expelled, kicked out, arrested, or fired.

Jeffrey attempted to Toobin while on a zoom session with coworkers.

by LazloHollyfeld October 19, 2020

Toobin

When you “accidentally” expose your junk on a zoom call

I’m gonna be toobin during my zoom meeting this afternoon

by 17sentme October 19, 2020

Toobin

The act of pleasuring yourself on a video stream.

Participants on the New Yorker Zoom call were shocked to see Jeffrey Toobin.

by The Amish Electrician October 19, 2020