by HitlersRightTesti June 05, 2022
by konebankerjakob November 25, 2021
Tobias, otherwise known as a supporting character in the Ascendance Series, is a baka baddie.
1.) Because he can't even murder somebody
2.) He always has to impersonate Jaron
3.) He's actually an intellectual
1.) Because he can't even murder somebody
2.) He always has to impersonate Jaron
3.) He's actually an intellectual
Person A: Have you heard about Tobias: The Almighty Physician?
Person B: No, why?
Person A: You uneducated being, he is the best character in the ascendance series.
Person B: No, why?
Person A: You uneducated being, he is the best character in the ascendance series.
by Honeydew.com June 29, 2021
Perhaps the squarest of all of the homosapian species yet still the most “nigger” like than anyone. He loves bogdan and the “school Gyat” that he holds very dear to his heart. He has a short temper and will be very quick to lash out at anyone. He is in love with men and has a wife by the name of lucian who his frequently gives rimjobs to. He also has an “antaena” which stick very high into the atnosphere
by Tobiasenjoyer69 June 01, 2024
if youll ever meet someone called tobias hörner... FCK HIM SO FCKING HARD. Hes just the sexiest Person youll ever know. Every Girl loves him and every guy is envy when he sees his ass.
by TellMeHowToLoverboy May 26, 2017
When you get so fat and lazy that you don’t wanna work more than 8hrs a day, only want heavy rate, and don’t want to work weekend overtime either. Also known for exchanging working through lunch for going home early. And blame everything on being married, moving and having kids.
John heard sean got the job at ecco. John replied “sean was a hard worker, he’s gonna get spoiled over there and be ruined by a bad case of Tobiasitis”
by JhoffaSR April 14, 2019
Damn he is hot, he gets all the girls. Damn he got big muscles and dang he is fast! A Tobias p is really great at floorball to, just like Filip!
by Fika6260 October 10, 2019