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extreme kyaking

n. Derived from "Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle" Possibly the greatest ploy to make fun of the culture of teenage poser punks in any movie ever.

n. Using a kyak in a 7-Eleven aisle
Extreme Punk 1: Extreme kyaking!
*performs stunt*
Extreme Punk 2: On a scale of one to ten, one being not-so-extreme and ten being extremely-extreme, I'd give that a NINE POINT FIVE!
Extreme Punks: (in unison) EXTREME!
by The Movie King September 11, 2006
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cbt extreme

cbt extreme is the act of a male (usually a beta orbiter white-knight that buys $30 bath water from ethots) getting their reproductive organs whipped and beaten by a dominant women to the point where having babies is no longer possible. This is not usually pleasurable and only done to try and appeal to the person they just donated $15000 to on patreon.
person 1: yo I just got some cbt extreme from xXx_gamergirl_xXx after I bought sent her $1000 via paypal and now I have to get surgery.

person 2: loser
by EpicMinecrafter420 August 4, 2019
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extreme foosball

The game of foosball taken to the next level: the third dimension. Scoring takes place by placing objects around the table (e.g. on other tables, stools, posts, walls, etc.). These objects are given a "whore" value (e.g. High Class Twins, Midget, Dildo, Super Whore, Asian, Mexican, Trashy etc.).

There are two ways to score:
1) Knocking an item down or landing the ball in the item, gets you a point, and a whore.
2) Putting the ball in the goal, gets you a point. Unless the ball never touches the table after a serve, then it is a point and a Low Class Whore.

Games are played to 5 points. When one player reaches 5 points, you switch sides.

Matches are played until whenever you are too tired or drunk to continue. Whoever has scored the most whores is the winner.

There is no out of bounds, e.g. hitting other people is ok as long as you don't get your ass kicked.

Raping the other player is allowed one a player receives a whore. To rape a player block their shot off the serve. If it goes in for a point against them, you've successfully raped your opponent.
Guy1: I was playing Guy2 in extreme foosball and kicked his ass, two asian whores and a low class to a midget whore
by JDoggieIII August 2, 2011
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Extreme Tubing

Extreme sport involving a quite large inner tube, and a pool to jump into. You jump off anything available, pull a crazy arial maneuver, stick it by landing in the pool safely on the tube.
Harold: Holy fuck! Did you see that! I pulled an inverted 180 Sky Scratcher!
Sean: Fuck yeah I saw that! Extreme Tubing rocks!
by benormous May 4, 2006
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extreme masterbation

masterbating so hard it gives you a nice warm feeling then hurts
guy 1-i did some extreme masterbation today
guy 2-did it hurt?
guy 1 at the end, yes.
by rob billy June 18, 2011
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extreme head

a person who likes to do dangerous things to always get an adrenaline rush, such as skydiving storm chasing and/or tubing or other extreme sports.
I mean look at that guy he has three near fatal accidents and that still doesn't tell him to stop skiing. any chases tornadoes. What an extreme head now that's the way to live without any fear!
by autistic nerd 1991 March 10, 2015
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Extreme Fuckedupedness

Reaching new, never before imagined levels of Fuckedupedness.
Roger's dick caught fire, causing a flash of extreme Fuckedupedness to descend upon him.
by Onyxbane November 12, 2016
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