Penile Tissue

Penile Tissue can be either:

1. Tissues in the shape of a penis.
2. A statement said in shitty conditions.
3. A statement said when amazed and intrigued.
4. A Person has nothing to say.

Zaid: What is up?
Fares: PENILE TISSUE (With a childish voice).

by godog December 23, 2009

tussy

it's a ghetto ass deoderant

Man, this tussy is giving me a rash in my armpits

by chrisgasp September 10, 2004

stenhård tissemand

når din tissemand er ligeså hård som en sten

SHIT jeg har en stenhård tissemand ligenu

by voix January 14, 2016

Tissue Box

The act of blowing your runny nose into the cleavage of your female partner, then using the nasal discharge as lubrication to titty fuck her.

Babe my allergies are killing me tonight, can I give you "Tissue Box" and kill two birds with one stone?

by JDizzleFerrizzle March 30, 2009

Tiss

Norwegian for "pee" or "penis".

Dæven kor masse tiss har du i dæ! (Damn how much piss do you have?)
Du har jo ikke nokka stor tiss du! (You don't have a big penis, you!)

by ZyCeGrubby March 5, 2016

TissyPutch

what happens when you swear as fast as you can and trip over your own words

Fuck a badger cunt off ya mars minge a twatface TISSYPUTCH!!

by MARCYGSUPERFUN February 6, 2009

bath tissue

bath tissue is a pussified version of toilet paper. It's basically what TV commercials say because they think toilet paper is too vulgar.

Commercial: New Charmin bath tissue, now more absorbent.

TV watcher: WHAT THE HELL!? IT'S CALLED TOILET PAPER FOR FUCK'S SAKE!

by My ballsack February 26, 2010