The Hitler Theorem is in relation to how a stimulus affects you negatively day by day more than Adolf Hitler does. If something affects you worse than Adolf Hitler, then The Hitler Theorem can prove objectively that the stimulus is worse than Adolf Hitler.
"I'm tired of all this work my teacher is assigning me! It annoys me more than Adolf Hitler does, therefore according to The Hitler Theorem this homework is worse than Adolf Hitler!"
by Theoremist November 22, 2023
Get the The Hitler Theoremmug. Even worse than Murphy’s Law. Farrell’s Theorem states that anything that can go wrong will not gl wrong, just simply do something even worse can happen instead. This also provides comedic effect.
Due t Farrell’s Theorem Franklin missed getting hit by the car, just so the bus behind could obliterate him.
by Slydog11 December 17, 2021
Get the Farrell’s Theoremmug. this theorem states for any banana popsicle on a motorcycle, we will always have a cross difference between yes and no.
by ₳ Ɽ₳₦ĐØ₥ ₳₥Ø₲Ʉ₴1 October 13, 2022
Get the pikachu theorem of physcologymug. 1. When you create a new funny via forgetting the original funny, thus theoretically creating a source of infinite funny; When humor originates from the setup of a joke but the punchline being forgotten in a comedic fashion
2. The Scientific Theory that, if an immortal monkey spent all of eternity clicking on random keys on a keyboard, it would eventually write every joke that could possibly be conceived.
2. The Scientific Theory that, if an immortal monkey spent all of eternity clicking on random keys on a keyboard, it would eventually write every joke that could possibly be conceived.
Rick: "Hey, I heard a funny joke the other day! So, a Tibetan Monk walks into a bar in order to observe the lifestyle of people living in a first world country and an urban setting, and then-"
Vick: "Wow, he walked into a bar? That must've hurt!"
Rick: "Haha, you fucking moron, that's not what I meant you failed excuse of a human being."
Vick: "So... where's the funny?"
Rick: "Oh, I forgot I was supposed to be telling a joke-"
Vick: "Hah! You forgot the funny!"
Rick: "No, it's the infinite funny theorem. By forgetting the funny, I've created another funny."
Vick: "Wow, that's pretty funny!"
Pause for laughter. If it does not ensue, then your friends are not based enough.
Vick: "Wow, he walked into a bar? That must've hurt!"
Rick: "Haha, you fucking moron, that's not what I meant you failed excuse of a human being."
Vick: "So... where's the funny?"
Rick: "Oh, I forgot I was supposed to be telling a joke-"
Vick: "Hah! You forgot the funny!"
Rick: "No, it's the infinite funny theorem. By forgetting the funny, I've created another funny."
Vick: "Wow, that's pretty funny!"
Pause for laughter. If it does not ensue, then your friends are not based enough.
by Based Guitar December 20, 2020
Get the Infinite Funny Theoremmug. In simulation theory, the central billing theorem states that any simulation of the universe where you still have to pay your bills is indistinguishable from the real universe.
Who cares if we live in a simulation!? I still gotta pay my damn bills! That's the central billing theorem, dumbass!
by epluribusnihilo August 17, 2024
Get the central billing theoremmug. A: I play 12 different games at once and go to competition, if I don't get a positive record, it means the game sucks!
B: That is the biggest Izumochi mindset ever.
C: Is this the infamous Izumochi Theorem
B: That is the biggest Izumochi mindset ever.
C: Is this the infamous Izumochi Theorem
by Excusus Per Communitas March 16, 2024
Get the Izumochi Theoremmug. Last nights baseball game attracted 20.000 spectators. According to Rickys' Theorem that is a lot of idiots.
The third reich reached a population peak in the late 1930s. According to Rickys' Theorem there's no wonder why things went south from there.
The third reich reached a population peak in the late 1930s. According to Rickys' Theorem there's no wonder why things went south from there.
by Rifyoo December 5, 2016
Get the Rickys' Theoremmug.