Val

Val is a very sexy Swedish Man. He will make you wet just thinking of him. He has a 6 incher and will satisfy your sexual desires.

Dude 1: Damn he’s hot.
Girl: Yeah that’s Val

by Noah’sarc2344 August 02, 2022

Val

Valerie is one of the most understanding, apolagetic, sweet people I know. She stands up for other people no matter what the circumstance

Valerie is one of my best friends

by Arsynnnn July 15, 2021

Val

Absolutely the best person in the world. Popular in looks and personality, everybody swoons for him. Short tempered and fierce, fire as a person. He's dumb, really dumb. Super brave and even if he doesn't seem like it at start, he's extremely caring. He thinks of the stupidest stuff to do and never fails to make you laugh. Although he's a jerk sometimes you can't exactly stay mad at his handsome face. You'll always get into in trouble with him but nevertheless it won't stop you from falling in love with him.

Person A: Whoa who is that guy?

Person B: oh , that's Val. I think he's pretty cool

by Catsbp January 22, 2023

Val

An abbreviation for "horny ass motherfucker"

Val to the left, val to the right. This is a stripclub alright!

by Mehssengerr June 20, 2021

Val

Stands for vegetable aisle lover. Any fresh veggies that can be used as an implemented instrument of pleasure.

"hmmmmm.she thought to herself while pondering in the produce aisle."that cucumber sure looks good. It'll be my val for tonight!"

by 4realazitgits March 12, 2021

Val

short for valentina a beautiful girl who has long brown hair and is kind

Val is pretty af

by spazzerino April 28, 2022

Val

A waste of time, a stupid thing to do when you could do other more useful things

“I’m going to play valorant”
“No, that’s val, play fortnite”

by Jon ronson June 10, 2022