Sexy val

A girl who has a tendency to suck a mans penis while putting very large things in her ass like broom handles or tree branches. She also enjoys having a man urinate in a condom, have him freeze it and then she eats it like a popsicle while he fucks her and éjaculantes in her nose.

I overheard someone say they enjoy the sexy val

by Paeeudonym September 19, 2017

val

The action of ruining people's fun and not understanding the word 'similarity'.

Person 1: That car looks like your dad's
Person 2: It's not even the same blue!
Person 3: I can't believe you just did a val

by Kelly_43 January 8, 2018

val

val is the most sexiest person you will ever meet. she never admits to being rich

Guy 1: Val is so sexy.
Me (an alpha chad): Don't talk about my girlfriend like that brp

by swagernova March 23, 2022

Val

Not only short for female names Valentina or Valerie but also for male Valentine or Valeriy/Valery.

Hi Betty,
This is Val, our new employee. Can you show him our office?

by (;,;) September 23, 2021

Val Tate

A girl who is pretty but says she’s not.

Val Tate tho, she’s hot!

by Alien Child January 28, 2018

Val

hot but can't spell

"bro val cant spell for shit"

by cait+valboredinspanish January 7, 2022

Val

The San Fernando Valley

Yo, do you want to go to the val?

No, I get a headache when Im there.

by anonymous January 13, 2021