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Remote hoarding

The habit of storing things at other’s homes or properties, typically because one is running out of space, under the guise of a long-term loan, with the idea that it will be available when needed without having to store at one’s own home or property.
Nathan knew that Shawn and his girlfriend wanted to start kayaking, so he offered to lend Shawn his two kayaks and let him keep them at his property under the guide of a long term loan, but as remote hoarding, Nathan’s can come get them whenever he needs to.
by HotMonster65 October 19, 2025
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The Remote

The thing that is used to turn on a TV, turn off the TV, and control the TV, It often disappears at 8:00 while you watch Cartoon Network turn into adult swim.
OH GOD KING OF THE HILL IS ON! WHERE’S THE REMOTE?!
by Abkhaz’s Definitions January 6, 2026
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remote penis

A penis that feels like a remote
OMG! Doug has a remote penis
by Depressed Retard February 9, 2023
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It floats my boat and finds my lost remote

The world is no longer grey, it's now in colour ever since I found her (Jessica Henry). This makes me very happy (more than temporarily).
It floats my boat and finds my lost remote... if you know what I mean... and if you don't... check urban dictionary.
by anonymous April 19, 2025
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Remote bfts REAL

A HOT gamer god and very sexy WTF
I am so hot im like Remote bfts REAL
by Remote BFTS REAL June 19, 2021
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