One is

Used in descriding location in accordance to another object or person. Can be used in agreement or disagreement with statements depending on context. Preferably used after a sentence for more emphasis on the fact no one has any idea what they are taking about.

We pullin up one is

P1: “where’s your car one is?”
P2 “one is one is”

I at my one one is

Where you at one is

by thiswaspointless August 16, 2018

The One!

Someone who thinks they have found the one they wanna spend the rest of their life with.

Earlier on .... Hey Matt, so what do you think of Carly ? Guys i think i found THE ONE!

*Matt and Carly both look up at the stars*
*Matt thinks to self* "I think i found THE ONE guys"
Matt: I love you.

Carly: Sorry, pimps don't love.
*Matt deep inside* "OMGGGG! :("

by Home slice. June 26, 2009

One

To urinate

I have to go number one.

by KrustyKrab July 22, 2003

ONS

This stands for "One-Night-Stand" and is used by some males to inform thier friends what they think of certain women in the club.

Check her out!! She is definately an ONS I wouldnt mind havin tonite!

by Shinshoryuken January 14, 2006

that’s the one

What Andy says in agreement to almost everything, even If the question is “pint of Guinness please”

Pint of Guinness please Andy.

Andy - “That’s the one”

by Staifreak March 13, 2018

One

Short for a United States one hundred-dollar bill. This "slang" term (as it is not widely accepted enough to be considered a colloquial expression) is more prevalent among wealthy citizens, socialites and more recently those within the hip-hop cultural movement. Its use in a social context is meant to openly diminish the value of a one hundred-dollar bill to its possessor, so as to say the possessor's financial worth is so great that the highest paper currency denomination to them is equivalent to the actual lowest; i.e. a $100 bill to most is a $1 bill to the possessor, and as a result is considered a "one".

"To invariably experience an erotic dancer's best striptease, spectators should expect to throw some ones."

by jasonphilip September 15, 2011

The One

Lady that brings her kids to the pool everyday but sits under the shelter house and does puzzles every day and yells at her kids+ other peoples kids... we dont like her.

"The Ones" pencil broke today...how will she do her puzzles!?

by BSPjournal March 22, 2009