Naughty Putin

When your neighbour pisses you off, so you decide to invade, fuck them, and refuse to pull out.

Did you hear about Chris last weekend ? He did a Naughty Putin.

by Jamcook March 14, 2022

Naughty Joe

This word is for a friend named Joe, or Jordan. If they are naughty you are legally aloud to spank him 3 times. If he resist, double the amount of spanks.

Friend: Joe did you sleep with my mom
Joe: Um... no
Friend: Naughty Joe
Joe: Nooooo!
Friend: *spank spank spank*

by Asawantedmetodothis November 29, 2019

naughty snot

The slick, stringy secretions from a vagina.

I was so hot for him that when I got home, my panties were filled with naughty snot.

I can't think about him without getting naughty snot.

(Fact) A woman will have an increase in her naughty snot when she is ovulating.

by Emthe January 27, 2009

Naughty Sack

A small bag, filled with numerous "Naughty" items (Hence the name) Such as lubricants, condoms, panties, etc...
Popular with honeymoon sex resorts.

Guy: Hold on, before I gizz all over the place, lemme' get a condom from my naughty sack.

Girl: Hurry then, I don't want it to stop now.

by Mark2719 December 17, 2008

Naughty Pidgeon

The act of a man ejaculating straight up into the air and then having it land on the woman's face. This resembles a pidgeon defocating on the woman. Hence the term "Naughty Pidgeon".

Fredrico gave your mom the naughty pidgeon!

by Big Rock 2 May 18, 2009

naughty sarah

The cutest girl in the world! Has a baby nose you just want to bite off! Has the tendency to side against the ones she loves the most. Also, says unintelligent comments without thinking of the consequences like she is straight outta Compton. A naughty sarah loves using vulgar language!

Don't let a naughty sarah where cowboy boots they have no intention of shooting down a bird!

by JH390 April 20, 2018

Naughty Lemsip

A naughty lemsip involves opening a packet of lemsip, then peeling back ones foreskin and pouring the contents of the packet on to ones todger. With said todger prepared, one proceeds to roger ones wife or significantly other, resulting in a fizzy and fun cold remedy.

I was feeling a little rough last night so I gave my mrs a naughty lemsip

by MaroubraAndy September 11, 2020