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by theguy1950837609348436 November 29, 2017

When a hip-hop/rap song is performed by a male is sped up to times 1.3. (Shortened to MMFUBD - Muh-fuh-bid)
by lover of cum January 16, 2009

Did you see that one porno called Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay?
No Kyle, what the fuck man!?
No Kyle, what the fuck man!?
by kinky shit enthusiast January 16, 2022

A Mickey Mouse hookup is a hookup a person got that is considered to be obtained through an unfairly easy path and is therefore discredited.
Paulina Morris earned a Mickey Mouse HU in 2021. He faced a drunk Ralfs and a Down Bad Aryan Sharda.
by Balodis July 25, 2021

An term used to describe an item, situation, organisation, opinion or person (anything really) that is fake, comical, not serious or a joke. As an adjective meaning "small and worthless, petty, inconsequential" Originating from the late 1920's -1930's named after the Disney character.
That sports club is Mickey Mouse. James' opinions on politics are Mickey Mouse. This store is Mickey Mouse.
by Luigi 55 April 1, 2025

Behemoth <Suitors`~`=Minnie Mouse> OfO Hellstrom <Angel Jose Robles {Messenger Add Oak}=Mickey Mouse>
Behemoth <Suitors`~`=Minnie Mouse> OfO Hellstrom <Angel Jose Robles {Messenger Add Oak}=Mickey Mouse>
by BicicletaRusa April 13, 2025

A terrifying supreme being who has power over all of us. Usually resides in nightmare land, or on the Disney Channel.
by SkirtCobain June 30, 2023
