Blue Meatloaf

The state of sexual desperation where a man would be willing to have intercourse with the most unpleasant looking vagina on earth. Combining the elements of blue balls and a vagina that looks like a meatloaf. Often used when female dommes keep their submissive men in chastity for so long, they would no longer care how they orgasmed.

No, I can’t let Fred out of his chastity cage tonight, because he’s blue meatloafing right now and I don’t have any rope to tie him down.

by Alana Riverwood May 13, 2022

meatloaf beg

A slightly annoying deucer named Chris.

That chris kid is a real meatloaf beg.

by McKenna adams September 27, 2018

Meatloafing

When a woman on her period has a diarrhea based shit.

Girl: I'm on my period and when I was done shitting my brains out I realized I was totally meatloafing.

by Geanie69 June 20, 2017

Mikey Meatloaf Special

When you Masturbait into meatloaf the fart in the meatloaf then top it off with pubes or hair from your ass

I will give you the Mikey Meatloaf Special

by Boogashay August 2, 2022

Minnesotan meatloaf

In a threesome, when it is 2 guys. One takes the back, one takes the mouth, and they both piss I’m her.

“I made Minnesotan meatloaf with my boyfriend and husband last night.”

by Anonymous21875 April 3, 2023

meatloafing

v. Exuberantly performing to the sweaty max. Exceeding the usual bounds in any endeavour.

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A touch more meatloafing and you maggots will win this battle and live to spill your guts on a different foreign field.r

by gnostic3 January 27, 2022

Meatloaf

When you step in a mud puddle unexpectedly and it leaves a ring of dirt around your shoe.

Louise got a meatloaf and walked to classes
squeaking loudly.

by coltymonster March 2, 2022