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meatloaf beg

Man that chris is a real meatloaf beg.
by McKenna adams September 27, 2018
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meatloaf

“Have you seen that meatloaf right there?”
“That’s a homosexual if i’ve ever seen one!”
by baobab69 December 15, 2022
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Alaskan Meatloaf

A solo sex act in which one fills a bread tin completely to top with excrement, freezes it solid, turns it out on to a cutting board, bores a hole lengthwise, and makes sweet sweet love to the confection. Optional but recommended is ketchup-based lubricant.
"I heard Steve made an Alaskan Meatloaf last night! I've always been curious, but it sounds like a lot of cleanup."
by Tivo Del Nato January 31, 2019
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Minnesotan meatloaf

In a threesome with 2 guys, one takes the ass and one takes the mouth. Then they both blow their loads in sync.
Last night, my boyfriend and husband met each other and decided to make some Minnesotan meatloaf with me.”
by Anonymous21875 April 4, 2023
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Blue Meatloaf

The state of sexual desperation where a man would be willing to have intercourse with the most unpleasant looking vagina on earth. Combining the elements of blue balls and a vagina that looks like a meatloaf. Often used when female dommes keep their submissive men in chastity for so long, they would no longer care how they orgasmed.
No, I can’t let Fred out of his chastity cage tonight, because he’s blue meatloafing right now and I don’t have any rope to tie him down.
by Alana Riverwood May 13, 2022
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Baby Meatloaf

The non-sticky, clear adhesive you often find between the gift card and the paper.
Hey Alicia, thanks for the Starbucks gift card! Not only will I get a coffee with this but I get to peel off the baby meatloaf and play with it while I wait! I won’t even have to wash my hands! I love it but I’m not attached to it!
by Mary Silvers December 4, 2023
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