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Itchy and Scratchy

A fun name for a man’s ballsack
“You kicked me right in Itchy and Scratchy!”
by Just a kid with a dream March 26, 2020
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itchy coo

pay hommage to the Itchy coo , treat the Itchy coo as an extention of your own body and always move the Itchy coo soft , gentle and slow , the reason for this is you dont want to break a sweat as the glass fibers when agitated can get caught in the paws of you skin which will irritate you.
by matthew ellerby November 16, 2006
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Itchy Shit

A replacement for "Ya Mum". A term used for comedic effect in any given situation.
"This sucks"
"yeah it sucks itchy shit"
by Curtdogg / Proxy March 4, 2009
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itchy asshole

A word generally used throughout northern or central California, used to describe anything nasty, gross, stupid, lame, ugly, stinky, or negative in any way.
Man, that smells like itchy asshole!
it smelled bad

That chick looked like itchy asshole, bro.

I know man, I know...
she was ugly
by xXx555xXx May 22, 2008
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Itchy Bancho

What happens when you don't wipe your bung hole good enough.
Kid: Mom, I have an itchy bancho!
Mom: Well, you should wipe your bancho better!
by No Amnesty October 27, 2007
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itchy nitchy

When you’re fucking a girl and your balls get itchy, so you drag them along the bed like a snail, while still inside of the girl.
Last night was so good until I had to itchy nitchy, it was so embarrassing but she was still screaming.
by Smogdog February 5, 2022
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Itchy nose

When someone says they have an itchy nose, it could be from allergies.

BUT if you mentioned a certain topic or person and they suddenly have an itchy nose, they only scratched it so their hand would cover their facial expression.

For example, if somebody blushes and they don’t want you to know, will they cover their face (which is clearly a way of saying “I don’t want you to see me), or will they suddenly have an “itchy nose” and be “forced” to cover their face? Think about it.
“I saw the way you look at each other, you are soulmates!!”
“.... ugh I have an itchy nose 🤭”
by KDDefinitions August 2, 2021
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