fetus grinder

a butcher that has developed a taste for fetus meat because of goverment experementations. it usually sells for 40$ a pound because it's so hard to get and it's so tender.

where do you think your baby brother went?.....in the fetus grinder of course!!!

by marluxia919 December 13, 2010

girth grinder

A scabby or calloused set of male / female genitalia or pubic area. The hardened and crustaceous state of the genitalia causes it to grind on their partner's reciprocal pubic area thus causing a grinding sensation.

"Jenny, why are you walking funny?"
"I'm chaffed from Reginald's girth grinder..."
OR
"Reginald, why do you scream when you pee lately?"
"Jenny's girth grinder ripped my tip off..."

by Ham Pony February 24, 2018

pussy grinder

A person who I need to meet right now.

Oh, you slutty little pussy grinder!

by Noxella October 07, 2017

ankle grinder

A term for a chihuahua that is so aggressive and vicious that it can chew through metal, like an angle grinder. Often used to describe a chihuahua that barks and bites at anything that comes near its owner's ankles.

Guy 1: "Watch out for that ankle grinder, it will rip your shoes off if you get too close."
Guy 2: "Puta madre..."

by The Macbroker September 05, 2023

grinder for 1000

being a grinder for a thousand

when you ask someone to grind up on you for a 1000 dollars
sexual act

will asked emma if she wanted to grinder for 1000

by wemmaaaaa April 13, 2019

greasy grinder

A sexual action in where the male eats a strip of bacon from the vagina, then proceeds to use the grease as lube.

Man 1: "Aye man what kind of shit were you up to yesterday, it was so loud i couldn't sleep."
Man 2: "Lauren let me do a greasy grinder on her."

by rogueshogun June 28, 2017

stump grinder

A person, who is sexually aroused by rubbing themselves against an amputee's remaining limb.

Mark is such a stump grinder, he became a physical therapist to find dates.

by LaBelleEstelle March 03, 2014