ten inch floater

a fart that is so massive, it makes the owner rise ten inches off their seat. a person can be called a ten inch floater if they are known for having gass many a times.

look at that ten inch floater over there, blowin' off.

by shmorkey August 18, 2007

Fluffy Floater Fib

When your swimming in your friends pond and you can't hold it in so you shit in his pond. Sadly you forget that shit floats and you are forced to blame it on the neighbors dog and join your friend in complaining to the neighbors.

He engaged in a fluffy floater fib.

by taboo fat cat June 17, 2011

Floater

Floater- the terd that won’t go down after being repeatedly flushed. Usually round.

I flushed the toilet three time and gave up leaving a floater in the toilet.

by Southern gal61 June 24, 2019

gravy floater

jacks shit account

jacks account is such a gravy floater

by ORRREEEEEEE July 9, 2017

floater

rolling spliff no grabba

i don’t have no grabba roll a floater

by 47543;) June 26, 2022

Fat floaters

When your ankles are so fat that your bones grind together

My fat floaters is so bad that I can’t run

by User77 October 22, 2018

Rum Floater

When you got the beer shits real bad, and a big turd floats to the top of the toilet bowl. That's a rum floater.

The bartender at the pool wanted to know if I wanted a "rum floater" in my Pina Colada, but I had the beer shits real bad and already had a rum floater in the shitter just this morning.

by SurlyFurious November 8, 2021