doorknob

Describes a popular girl who has relations with many because "everyone gets a turn".

"You have not met Mary? You might like her - she's such a doorknob."

by fastflyguyy January 6, 2015

Lockable Doorknob

A doorknob that locks.

Nick from target needs to buy a “lockable doorknob.”

by ace_of_spades07 September 1, 2025

Doorknob

The most fucking useless object to put on a door to open it close it!!! Just stick to handles.

Person 1: bruh I can't open this door!!!

Person 2: I know.... you gotta twist it like a little to the right, then jiggle it to the left and then punch full force next to the lock and it will come open.

Person 1: it didn't work, this doorknob sucks... You should get them all replaced with handles.

by BRUHsslesproutboi September 16, 2020

deadass a doorknob

Why did you search this up?are you ok?are you an idiot?did you misspell something?Perhaps you’re uneducated..

“Wow you’re deadass a doorknob”

by Lettuce_From_Hell August 21, 2021

Charismatic doorknob

When you’re fondling a man’s balls twist them.

Man Nikki really knows her charismatic doorknobs.

by PurpleMarlin52 May 24, 2018

Doorknob

When a someone grabs another boys balls and rotates them like a doorknob

Kobe: “if you don’t shut up imma doorknob you”

by Shrek IIIIIII August 30, 2019

Doorknob

Person with such a small dick(also curved) that when they jerk off it looks like they are turning a doorknob

He has a doorknob omg

by Zuzuzups January 5, 2022